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Dolly
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Tuesday, December 02, 2008;

somehow it feels so long since i touch this thing.

but anyhow,

HAPPY BELATED COWDAY TO OUR DEAR LAONI!
19th years old!

eh beady/slimy eyes,
why u forever want to rush in front of us.
so auntily kiasu, can't u just wait for us for a few more months before u grow 19?
or u just wan ur boobies to sag so much ma?
old old.

*shakes head left, and, right.*

but anyways, i'm just 3 month younger than u.
i shdn't say much about u being old.
but the thing is...

the difference between me and u is..
u are old.
and i am?

M-A-T-U-R-E-D.

and the thing with bday card is tat i can't write these much craps.
i've got loads to bomb u with.
since u're so white, just let me bomb u into a chaotah bread k?
hahahas.

and it's 19 years of dilys and dalys.
WHEN WILL YOU CHANGE?
always reach 1 hour after expected time.
now recession, prices increase and ur waiting time increases too.
CRAZY AH?!
no need to catch up with trend like that ok.
u pumpkin.

but i might have to love u for being late always.
like this, i WILL not be the last.
u can compete the last position with lijun, since she jie yi so much.
lols.

alrighty!
and i bet u love singapore, bowen, and most importantly, US.
coz our gdlooks helped to motivate u to change ur appearance.

from a mushroom looking creature to now.
so much better!
first time i saw u, i wondered to myself..

"is this thing standing in front of me even human?"

"or did she popped out of that mario game.."

ahhs.
u must be moved to tears by now i guess.
for saying so many things about u. (which is 100% true)

and time for the closing.
i shall prepare for my work before i run late again.
another late and i think my $5/hr will start growing wings.
zz.

ps: i choose blue since u say u suit blue more. tsk. such considerate fren.

goodbye ; 12/02/2008 01:59:00 PM