this is my goodbye

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Wednesday, December 31, 2008;

as i was browsing through some forums in hope that i'll find some NICE and CHEAP steamboat, i came across this..

this person was pissed by the service.

me: we order later, we have a friend coming
waitress: ?? fen.. buffen.. buffet? buffet coming? u want buffet?
me: nono, we order LATER we got a friend COMING
waitress: ok... french fries? ok
me: WE GOT A FREN COMING! LATER ORDER!
waitress: oooooh!!!! FRIEND COMING okok

me: i think we still have our soup and another bread rite?
waitress: u want order another soup and bread?
me: nono, we ordered 3 set meals, we only got 2 bread and soup
waitress: u want 2 more bread and soup?
me:.... can i talk to your manager?
waitress: u want two mandusa? (some dish, dunno wad issit)
me: forget it... MANAGER!!!

lol i think i'll be laughing real loudly into her face if i'm served by her.

goodbye ; 12/31/2008 05:20:00 AM

Sunday, December 14, 2008;

shit.
another belated birthday post.
ah whatever.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAREST GLADYS!

oh i love you.

just like the god.
hahahas.
ok will u stop puking all over ur comp, u disgusting fella?

PEOPLE, attention please!
let me introduce you my...
..hmm let me count. i know u since primary what huh?!
shit!
but is it 10 years alrdy?
lols! okay, let me proudly introduce u my 10 YEARS fren.
10 YEARS LEHH.
10 YEARS TOGETHER ON THE SHIP WITH HER LEH.
the ship name is friendship!

and i rmb once we were all tired of cruising the ship..and it's her turn.
SHE ALMOST SANK IT.
gosh, that's the worst nitemare we ever had in our lifetime.
so dun worry ms gladys, you definitely left a STRONG impression in me.
and i won't forget u even if i wanted to.
just like a pest, fan zhu wo for my rest of my life.
sighs.

hahaha. without HER and miaoxin and gina, my pri sch life would be unbelievably boring.
she's totally and forever the happy pill.
always laughing.
rare to catch her with her eyes red.
okay, maybe when u do smth sweet.

ok please be touched.
becoz i only rmb ur bday ok!
i dun rmb mx's and gila's.
and all the crazy things we'd do last time,
and the crazy things we'd say,
and den laugh ourselves silly till..
...our legs go jelly
...we have belly cramps
...we massage our cheeks coz it's crampin
...we bang/slap anything/anyone that's nearby coz we cant control ourselves.

fond memories.
and i still rmb if any of us goes overseas,
and won't come back till we get wrinkly, prune-like looking face,
we'll each buy a sunflower from action city and stand at the airport waving like crazy for every plane that lands.

for wat?
so we can INSTANTLY recognise our old fren.
and what's up with your birdy fantasy u pervy.
HAHAHA.
are we in for the next gathering or wat!

come on, i'm craving for some endless laughing sessions.
will u arrange?!
u BIRD-BRAINED birthday girl!

ohh okok, i shall stop scolding u since YESTERDAY is ur bday.
I LOVE YOU.
yea u noe what i mean.
*blushes*

*-BIG HUGS TO MY DEAR GLADYSSS-*

ok i'll be honest, i haven't got you ur prezzieeeee.
cos my bank and wallet is left with..
.....
......$3.02
unless you accept coins as birthday presents?
or maybe i'll cut out a small piece of my stinky socks?
so you can put it in ur wallet have my smell with u everywhere u go.

or u wan a clock?
it's simple to operate..
just type "what time is it?" and send to 84022***

(each msg subjects to a $0.05 fee)
i believe you have the number ((:
it's instant reply!
what's more?
YOU CAN GET IT TO SCOLD YOU WHEN YOU ABUSE IT!

whr to find such gadgets nowadays right?!
so xian jing and high-tech!
ooooh i love it~

okai.
after seriously considering for a considerable amount of time..
maaaaybe, just maaaaaaaybe i'll give u smth better.
my bitbit.

yea it's still alive, if u still rmb wat that is.
HAHAS.
NOW U OWE ME MY 2000 WORDS COMPO.
IF NO PRESENT, ADD ANOTHER ZERO BEHIND THE 2000!
WAHAHAHHA.

(punctuations and drawings NOT counted, no cheating.)

ps: and yellow for ur tweety bird!!!

this is what happens when ur bird decides that it hates it's life as a bird.

pps: and one thing i dun understand why u ALWAYS call ur sister ms G*****. not like it's some kind of badword right, like fuck u use f***...

and i still rmb ur goldilocks story.and i can't believe ur sis is in the same sch as me!
and i can't believe u actually convinced ur whole family to move hse to woodlands just to avoid seeing me ever since i rejected ur confession of love for me!
sighs. i'm sooooo sad.

(657 words)
and i counted it manually ok.
not that i didn't know there's smth called ms word.
but this is the amount of sincerity i have, facing chunks of word and do maths.
=DD

aft counting these in too, it's...

(695 words)

goodbye ; 12/14/2008 03:31:00 AM

Saturday, December 13, 2008;

another "why you slp so late for?!".
okok, i get it.
but hey, tell me how do i stop when it's irresistable?

well, mayb not for u.
but it's kind of funny for me.

kindly click to enlarge if you find this interesting.
kind of got me giggling to myself in the middle of the night.

if it's still too small then u may zoom the page.
mozilla firefox shd be 'ctrl' and '+' to zoom.

the best present for completely dumb blondes.

The Shift key says "very smart blonde button"
The backspace key now says "Oops!"
The entire row of function keys spells out "Useless key, Extra Key, Another useless key, Totally Useless Key".
Hit the "$" sign and you get the sound of a cash register clinking.

They can even use customised keys like "OMG," "ALI" (Absolutely Love It!) or "XOXO."

The best is still the caps lock key. It says: "Warning! size XXL"

this is totally....
hmm ok let's just say the boss totally values service.

ya, let's not go further saying the ...stup...word.
=x

guess what's this for.

laptop privacy.

!!!
wth right!

guess it suits more for the robbers.
totally makes u look like a ...i duno, turtle? criminal?
aiya, whatever.
nxt!

tadaa!
the psychotic mom killer shower curtain.

and..

maze lock guarantees you'll perish in a fire.

a maze of death.
-.-''

but wow, wt's up with the need for security.

ps: gosh it's 6.46am!

goodbye ; 12/13/2008 05:43:00 AM

;

as i was so bored.
i started drawing and drawing.

spamming nis with my wonderful arts.
and den lj said, LET'S EAT TAOHUEY!

and bomb!
come on dlacky, shall we be TAO HUEYS from now on?!

Rainie says:
once upon a time.....................

Rainie says:
dolly lijun annis cow kokky cy

wakata. stop. ツ says:
tgt, we form the ultimate TAOHUEY

Rainie says:
are da bestest best best!!!

Rainie says:
YEAHHH

wakata. stop. ツ says:
YEA

yeah.
and i drew some of us alrdy~!

obviously that's lj.

and my spamming!

and the shorty is nis.

and i forgot why dis picture.

and den lj tried...
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1 WORD.
AWFUL!
HAHA!

ps: ok i shall run to the 7-11 for some food now. HUNGRY.

goodbye ; 12/13/2008 02:43:00 AM

Friday, December 12, 2008;

FUCK IT.

THOSE ADVERTISERS OR WHATEVER SHOPS CAN'T STOP TAGGING THEIR STUPID ADVERTISEMENTS HERE.

ahem excuse me, you have xiaxue.blogspot and other websites to advertise on.
like it'll make any difference in ur sales by tagging ur stupid url at my tagboard.

CHARGE YOU THEN YOU KNOW.
fk offffffff.

goodbye ; 12/12/2008 11:30:00 PM

Thursday, December 11, 2008;

nah.
koky, as promised, here's ur longer and smaller post.

sighs.
i've seen u grown since u're young.
*shakes head*

from short to a little wee bit taller,
from plump to slimmed version,
from the black everyone-owes-you-money face to the at-last-know-how-to-smile face,
from short laoni-lookalike hairstyle to rebonded long hair,
from couldn't-be-more-flat chest to ....fine, A cup?
from .....

actualli i could've mention lots.
but this post consumes energy ok.
especially aft my work i've got just a little left.
hahas.

though the cake abit the ....
but i know u don't mind la.
u're alrdy moved to tears.

"i like to move it move it. i like to move it move it~"

what's up with my humor today.
so disappointing.
..*&^%$#@ *mumbling away*

okay back to u.
shd do smth about my attention span.
ahem.

what would i say to the new to the matured world kid?
hmm. MENSES?
nah. so lao tu.
i'd just say.....
say....

"......."

hmm.
ahem.
okay actualli, age gap la.
ahem.
ok la maybe i shd just admit i run out of smth.
i shall think of it first.

(and when i'm drawing dis my mom actualli asked is tat a walking orange.)
zzz.

anyway..
cheers to our erm..6 years frenship!
turning 7 in...duno how many days.
and

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
and a happy christmas!
and a merry new year!
and a happy chinese new year!
and a happy valentine's day!
and a happy labor's day!
and a happy.....
and...
an....

ok stop.
GDNITES!
please like ur presents if not i'll kill u.
those presents set fire on our wallets ok.
buy us DINNER!
wahahas.

okay food is all i can think of.
AND END OF THE SMALL-NESS.

thanks for squintin ur eyes ppl!
*claps*
what you ppl have just experienced and gone through is an eye test.
give a clap for urselves if u manage to read till here.
congratulations as u have passed.

and grats again for the degree of ur eyes have gone up again.
yay.

ps: and red for ur favourite color ok (: so kind of me.

goodbye ; 12/11/2008 12:59:00 AM

Friday, December 05, 2008;

gotta get up early tmr.
*grumbles grumbles*

to settle my things.

1. cut my hair.
2. go novena to get my wallet (BEFORE I CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE.)
3. go cine and get that shirt for my cousin.
4. and ......
5. and ......

URG.

goodbye ; 12/05/2008 12:20:00 AM

Thursday, December 04, 2008;

big damn to laoni, kok, pok and cy!

thanks to them that now..
i'm sooooooooooooo going to get an itouch.
just wait ok u ppl.

by the time i buy,
3rd gen WILL BE OUT.
HAHAHAS.

and this fren i know says he can sell me.
8gb for $110??
lols duno he joking not but anyway, i THINK...
...i still prefer first-hand products.

ps: i guess it's still against my conscience. so it's a fucking no.

goodbye ; 12/04/2008 02:21:00 AM

Tuesday, December 02, 2008;

somehow it feels so long since i touch this thing.

but anyhow,

HAPPY BELATED COWDAY TO OUR DEAR LAONI!
19th years old!

eh beady/slimy eyes,
why u forever want to rush in front of us.
so auntily kiasu, can't u just wait for us for a few more months before u grow 19?
or u just wan ur boobies to sag so much ma?
old old.

*shakes head left, and, right.*

but anyways, i'm just 3 month younger than u.
i shdn't say much about u being old.
but the thing is...

the difference between me and u is..
u are old.
and i am?

M-A-T-U-R-E-D.

and the thing with bday card is tat i can't write these much craps.
i've got loads to bomb u with.
since u're so white, just let me bomb u into a chaotah bread k?
hahahas.

and it's 19 years of dilys and dalys.
WHEN WILL YOU CHANGE?
always reach 1 hour after expected time.
now recession, prices increase and ur waiting time increases too.
CRAZY AH?!
no need to catch up with trend like that ok.
u pumpkin.

but i might have to love u for being late always.
like this, i WILL not be the last.
u can compete the last position with lijun, since she jie yi so much.
lols.

alrighty!
and i bet u love singapore, bowen, and most importantly, US.
coz our gdlooks helped to motivate u to change ur appearance.

from a mushroom looking creature to now.
so much better!
first time i saw u, i wondered to myself..

"is this thing standing in front of me even human?"

"or did she popped out of that mario game.."

ahhs.
u must be moved to tears by now i guess.
for saying so many things about u. (which is 100% true)

and time for the closing.
i shall prepare for my work before i run late again.
another late and i think my $5/hr will start growing wings.
zz.

ps: i choose blue since u say u suit blue more. tsk. such considerate fren.

goodbye ; 12/02/2008 01:59:00 PM