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Monday, March 31, 2008;

hmm hmm!
republic's games seems fun.
and tat dumb video..
saw jade and daniellia.

LOL.
jade was extremely funny.
okok, actualli not realli.
=D

2nd, 3rd, 4th.
UGHHH!!
KIND OF SCARED EH.
lolll. see, the social gong oso will scared.
LALA. but seems fun.
hmm hmm.
i shall listen to her and go for all 3 days!

*nods head*
i'm guai baby.



goodbye ; 3/31/2008 07:19:00 PM

Sunday, March 23, 2008;

woots~ i opened a uob account!
I'M OWNING MY OWN ATM CARD!
debit card is yet to be sent to my hse.
nvm, lala~

no need to deposit my work money to my mom's acc anymore!
wahahaha.
doesn't matter wat is it.

i onli noe i spent my day retardedly with joanna william.
the moment i see her i feel like dabian-ing.
keke.

i'm so bored so bored so boredd noww.
she's happily slping away! and i'm left to do things on my own T_T
tat dumbdumb. =\
aaaa >.<

goodbye ; 3/23/2008 01:33:00 AM

Tuesday, March 18, 2008;

so bored so bored.
and i came across this test on..u'd never guess it right.

"Match.com"

okok, i'm not getting desperate, but i simply got attracted to the personality test ok? tsk. i'm pure. hahahaha.
kk so i shall paste my results here!

How your personality breaks out.
Characteristics of all four personality types can be found within each of us, but there is almost always one personality type that is dominant. We call this the major personality type.

Builder, 18%: Usually very popular. Deep attachment to home and family. Calm demeanor and low anxiety. Often consistent, loyal and protective*.

Explorer, 33%: Known for high energy, high creativity and spontaneity. Seeks novelty, risk and pleasure. Intellectually curious and not easily swayed by opinion.

Negotiator, 22%: Excels at seeing the big picture, long-term planning and consensus building. An intuitive thinker who is flexible, verbal and socially skilled. Imaginative, empathetic and nurturing.

Director, 27%: Daring, original, direct and inventive. A non-conformist. Skilled at abstract thinking and short-term planning. Often assertive and quite competitive. Tough-minded and efficient.


Although you enjoy people and can be charming and humorous, you are not very interested in routine social engagements or boring people. You are comfortable being by yourself, pursuing your own interests.


People probably call you a non-conformist, an original. You like to have good conversations on important topics. People tend to admire you for your innovativeness. You make an exciting, though at times distant, companion.

*i guess i'm not protective, but possessive. LOL.

hmm hmm.
it ain't tat bad afterall, quite accurate loh.
i find la. and one more thing.

conformist: a person who - act in accordance or harmoney; comply. to conform to rules.

HA. i'm a rebel ok.
lala. so a non-conformist simply meant me.
woots. dis is great.

goodbye ; 3/18/2008 06:19:00 PM

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C-O-C-K-R-O-A-C-H-E-S.


GOD DAMN IT!!!

AARGH.


what FUCKING wrong with these creatures?!?
so what fogging?!
does tat give u the right to come into my hse?
MY hse? u stupid junk shit.

I'M STAYING ON THE 13TH FLOOR.
THE FOGGING IS ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
U HAVE SUPER THE IRRITATING, HAIRY, UNBELIEVABLY SHORT LEGS,
AND U HAVE THE DETERMINATION TO CRAWL 13 LEVELS.

think what.
IT IS NT A GAME TAT HAS 13 STAGES FOR U TO PLAY.
asshole.
u reach the 13th stage, which is when u 'da king'.
U DIE. obviously.
(if not i die meh.)

and it's seriously, DISGUSTING, AND HAIR-RISING to see ONE SINGLE cockr...damn
just mentioning is disgusting.
i fucking prefer lizards to that shitty monstrous creature.
AT LEAST THEY DUN FLY.

AND U KNOW WHAT?! I SAW 3.
one BIG. 2 smalls.
what the.....shit was tat appearing in my hse?!

*1st encounter: was abt to leave the basin aft washin face, smth rushed pass me.
INCHES AWAY FROM MY FACE


me: (early in the morning 5plus) .....eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ZHANG LANGGGG!!!


and obviously, NOBODY comes to my rescue. aaa!
it's a BIG ONE.


*2nd scary encounter: i went in my bedroom to change clothes.

me: (obviously sensing smth behind me, turned) ..AAAAAAA!! MOMMYYY!!
mom: (running into the room from kitchen) ..HUH?!? ZO MO!?
me: (points a shivering finger at the creature) ...na ge..na geeee!!
mom: AAAAAAAHHHH!!! ZHANG LANG!! eeee! (rushes back to the kitchen to get the 'weapon')

....well it's on the floor. a tiny one. BUT STILL MAKES NO DIFFERENCE.
my bed is on the flooor too.
the thought of......OMG.
I'M GONNA SLP WITH THEM.
goddamnsnoonebutthem.
SHIT.

*3rd encounter: brushing teeth, sensing smth again, looks down..

me: (almost drooled out the white white foam) MAA MEEEE!
mom: YOU LAI?! (apparently much stronger than before, yue zhan yue yong)

UGH.
enough!

goodbye ; 3/18/2008 04:38:00 AM

Saturday, March 15, 2008;

another day with cy and kok.
another crazy till the max day.

lol.

goodbye ; 3/15/2008 01:02:00 AM

Friday, March 14, 2008;

right. i shdn't be here right now.
i shd be on bed slping right now!
(as promised, but again i broke it.)

cuz my dumb mother wanted to charge the dumb mp3.
sighs. and since i'm filial, i shall grant her wish.
right.

and i notice dis f-secure thingy aint tat bad.
but avg is better thou, just coz it's free.
but avg requires u to scan EVERY SINGLE DAY.
every day u on ur com. u ought to face some super hang problems on ur com.
just becoz IT'S AUTOSTART scan.
everyday also must update.

WHY CAN'T THIS BRAINLESS AVG COMPANY UPDATE ONCE AND FOR ALL AND MAKE IT LIKE UPDATE ONCE A WK OR TWICE A WK. DUMBASS.

wtever. i ain't using it now.
so yeah, i shall let him off the bloody hook.

talking bout today, hmm to be precise, the day before 12am.
cy accompanied me to rp for my enrolment.
early in the morning at 11am.

and so i followed her to srg for her 2hrs plus tuition.
sian DAO. mei hua jiang.
and aft tt, met up with joannekok!
and we went of to cityhall.

ate the sakae sushi.
and this is the ZHONG DIAN of the whole day.
services + revenge + criminal records + food + money.

HA! marina square's sakae realli DO rmb u if u de zui them.
after us and the ashely incident, we got ourselves..
SUPER-THE-UNFRIENDLY service.

we had to order the food 2 times.
call the crews up to us for 3, 4 times.
and aft telling the order the SECOND time, koky's cha soba still didn't turn up.

and den, cy noticed tat we AIN'T given any wet tissues.
and oh ya. THE CREW PPL IS DAO DE LO.
and i dun even get ONE sorry from SO MANY of them.
*to be fair, except tat indonesian/phillipino manager*

so we decided to TAKE OUR REVENGE!
clean the curry bowl with wet tissue, dipping it into cy's leftover soup.
and den takin out the tissue to wipe the table. woots.
hmmm. and threw some veg there, some noodles here.
and of coz, never to forget the

WONDERFULLY, CUTE, DARK, STICKY black soya sauce.
and it's the first time i saw kok-the-yi-ben-zheng-jing joined in this kind of things. right. we had our fair share of laughter~ so fair fair.

and we took a long time standin at the counter there.
gathering $43.46
godDAMNit.
YOU CHARGE ME ERM..10% SERVICE CHARGE OR WTEVER SOMEMORE.

nvm.
u ppl shall wait for the photos to be updated.
SOON~

ps: aft the charging i'd be off k! promise! >.<

goodbye ; 3/14/2008 01:47:00 AM

Thursday, March 13, 2008;

argh. i'm feeling god damn full now.
and the chilli is damn hot till my gums are hurting.
weird chilli.
shdn't it be attacking my tongue?
WEIRD.
dumbass chilli. didn't the chilli school teach him?!
attacking at the wrong places! DUMB!

and it's damn painnn now.
idiot.
i shall isolate chillis from now on.
chillis are brainless.

and my laptop gave me the fright of my life just this noon-not-noon-evening-not-evening time. I wanted to restart it, and the whole thing just WOOSH. and den can't on it anymore. WTF. and so i took out the battery and re-inserted it. den at last can on.

wtf. wtf.
and i tot it's not EVEN one week the lappy spoiled.

my heart goes shalalala~
*claps x3*
shalala in the morning~
oooh yeah yeah~
shalalalala~
*claps x3*
shalalala in the sunshine~
kk. and i had a WONDERFUL day~
wooots~

what do i look like now?


THIS.


goodbye ; 3/13/2008 12:04:00 AM

Saturday, March 08, 2008;

YES! PPL! HAHAHA.
i finally got my own laptop~!
can no need to everyday dui zhe na ge chou san ba comp le. =p

it's like so damn THE hang lo.
and one day before i bought this lappy, which is, yst de yst, the dumb com actualli hanged 15 mins on me. think he jealous. gao revenge.

nvm. IT'S OKAY, though i won't sayang u still!
but it's around 4 to 5 years le eh..not bad for MY comp huh?
at least it's still alive by now. lol.

i bought a lappy!
u ppl confirm askk wat kinddd riteee.
ohh let me fulfill ur foolish requests, and i shall answer u peasants.

TOSHIBA, portege M600-E331 (i think so)
- 3 gb ram
- 120gb harddisk
- bluetooth v2.0
- 13.3' inch?
- fingerprint protector suite
- 1.3mpx webcam
- vista home premium
- most importantly, IT'S WHITE!
- core 2 duo
- hmm hmm forgotten wt else u noe.
- HDD shock absorber (which i think most laptop have le lo, but mine more upgrade, can drop.)

*it's 1.99kg T_T

free optical mouse, a super ugly laptop bag (i wan buy new one, grr), free microsoft office 2007 *duno wt edition*, 1 year internet security, 3 year warranty 1-for-1 exchange.

dunno i missed out wat.
but it's for $1799.
woots~
but it's kinda..hot. T__T



anyway, the wtever whoever cube, the one 3x3 color cube.
I CAN DO 2 COLORS!
WOOTS.
and well. aft tt cnt le. sian.
and i spent like so long on tt for 2 colors T_T
my cousin took 6 mins.
tt crazy idiot. i shall not talk to him.

and i'm hungry. again.
hmm and i just lao-ed sai.
u noe, you jing you chu better.
so i'm healthy, and talking bout food.
I'M BECOMING FATTER!
how do i know?
coz my leg feels more pressure nowadays, and hen rong yi jiao suan lo.

step on too much lime.
and step up 2 is out le!
preview onli thou.
STEP UP~
woolala~

ps: i feel so hungryy~

goodbye ; 3/08/2008 03:35:00 AM