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Thursday, May 29, 2008;

sian.

- forever abused by kell.
- forever ignored by kerry.
- forever forcing-to-kiss me by eric.
- forever attituded by some ppl.
- forever sabo-ed by some ppl.

WAAAA.
I'M NOT HUMAN.

oh ok la, got one person still treat me as human la.
WA I TELL U I DAMN HAPPY LOH.
RIGHT.

damn it, i got a C for UT1.
damn it. I GOT A BLOODY C.
wanna know my score?
8.5/30.

FUCK
nah. i'm civilised.
zzz. HOW AM I GONNA GET 3.5 FOR GPA LIKE THAT??!
damn it.

PISSEDDDD.
i hate seeing Cs.
C is not a nice alphabet.
B is alright and A IS THE BEST.

i'm sad.
i'm sad.
i'm no longer pissed.
i'm more to sad.

emo.
emo.
and some idiot said DLACKY OUTING.
said every member and forgot herself.
behind still add "ONLY"
wa. happy, can leave her out le.
HAHA. =x

goodbye ; 5/29/2008 12:13:00 AM

Tuesday, May 27, 2008;

yesterday's craziness!


i got projected up there -.-''


yoyo. what's up bro.


naah. dun take me la. people shy. :$


LOOK AT THE FATS ON MY TUMMY. damn. i'm growing basketball there. wan a piece of it? i'm selling it damn cheap. can bring home and make cooking oil. HEALTHY OIL. =D


DAMN CHEAP LAH.
and perfume at only $5.
sure chiong one.
i doubt the quality.

next weeks holiday man!
meet up meet up!
i'm talking about..
- LAONI WILLIAM JOANNA MILK
- MOUSEY ANNISI

no more excuses!
u ppl told me "after this wk" k!
woots~ gossip club shall come alive soon.
oh ya, WHAT ABOUT DLACKY OUTING.

quack quack.
nobody miss the shuai me?
WOOHOO.

i wanna buy shoe! (adidas, nike)
i wanna buy shirt!
I WANNA BUY BERMUDAS! shorts?
AND I WANNA BUY SANDALS! slippers?

having so many wants when needs are fulfilled.
this is soooooo bu ying gai.
kids nowadays ah.
spendthrifts.

ps: damn, having headache.

goodbye ; 5/27/2008 08:19:00 PM

Sunday, May 25, 2008;

hi mortals.
i'm going to STRONGLY recommend a show here.

it's CHOCOLATE.
though it's a thai show, it's...DAMN nice.
DAMN NICE LAH.

when i say nice, it really is nice.
can be compared to jackie chan's show.
please loh, the female lead in that show is..
DAMN ZAI LAH. (damn li hai)

pro a.
she really can fight.
and some scenes really will make you go..

"oucchhh.."

"omg!"

"walaoo! damn pro la!"

"WHOA! NICE!"

k la, at least me and my dad both did that.
and my mom.
and my sis.
and my another mom.
oh well.

haha. really it's nice.
the way she eat chocolates also damn cool.
hmmm.

it's REALLY nice.
like the female version of ong bak.
right, damn violent.
but..REALLY V SHIOK LOH.

look at HOW she kick and fight man.
she's my idol!
woots!

guaranteed thumbs up.
if you ppl don't like, THEN COME AND FIND ME.
I RETURN U MONEY.

HEH.
this is how confident i am.
finding that ong bak show now~~

goodbye ; 5/25/2008 09:32:00 PM

Saturday, May 24, 2008;

zzz wat a blur dopeshit i am.
i don't what the fish i'm doing.

instead of putting solution into the lens container,
i put colgate.
then i almost took out my lens and put inside.

luckily i remembered to wonder to myself why the solution is white. zzz.

GONE CRAZY!
OMGGG.

goodbye ; 5/24/2008 04:42:00 PM

;

i was "harassed" by some rotten fruit in the middle of the night.
the retarded fruit?
a grape!

evidence of crime.





hahaha. wt a jerk
luckily i covered my face.
i look like ghost floating towards the screen.

me: i very ugly la.

he: who cares la.

me: zzz

he: jade naked i also see before.

me: .............


SO, JADE, U'RE NO LONGER A "VIRGIN".
hahahhaha!


greg says:
wha

greg says:
plz take the pic down

greg says:
LOL

greg says:
if not

greg says:
my image gone

greg says:
PLZ

greg says:
TAKE DOWN

greg says:
u are my legal wife hor

greg says:
must protect my reputation

greg says:
lOL

aiyerr. since when.
how come i duno.
HAHAHA.

ps: i changed this pic/edited it for 4 times, 3? COZ OF SOME AI MEI PPL. threaten put my photo. zzz.

goodbye ; 5/24/2008 01:01:00 AM

Wednesday, May 21, 2008;

Question: Are we products of our past?

Response: Yes we all are. Depending on if one's parents is still alive. If they aren't, then we're definitely products of our past.

goodbye ; 5/21/2008 01:21:00 AM

Monday, May 19, 2008;

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! MY DEAR LIJUN!
18~

haha.
i really sincerely apologise for not being able to be there.
but i know u SUPER generous one la.
only will laugh laugh smile smile.
right?

RIGHT?

yep right.
muahaha. lijun's the best right ^^

kk i shall end off with..


none other than..



HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LIJUN!



hmm.
on another note.
my grandpapa passed away today.

sighs.


goodbye ; 5/19/2008 01:18:00 AM

Wednesday, May 14, 2008;

anyone got any job intros?
TAG ME TELL ME LEHH.

need the money.
money makes the world goes roundd.
round round.

goodbye ; 5/14/2008 11:15:00 PM

Tuesday, May 13, 2008;

my tummy.
it's feeling weird.
feels like i can't breathe.

my stomach pricking pain.
the heart hurts too.
physically i mean.

and i feel like vomiting.
somethings wrong.

goodbye ; 5/13/2008 01:30:00 PM

;

12 may 2008.

goodbye ; 5/13/2008 12:36:00 PM

Thursday, May 08, 2008;

right, whatever.
know how it feels to be stuck with some group that u really dislike?
two words.
it sucks.

and the saying goes, "yuan jia lu zai".
i couldn't agree more.
it's proven.

in RP, we do everything in a team.
we.are.a.team.

which part of the fucking sentence do you not understand.
you english noobshit.
to tell me u get a b3 for english.
or is it engrish that u scored for.

damnit.

"eh, come over la, this week he do the FMT la k."

"he do his, i do mine la"

walao eh.
you like solo so much go hide inside toilet cubicle la.
come class for what.
it's for you to interact la.
AND CONTRIBUTE.

you know what's contribute?
GIVE IDEAS, DO IT TOGETHER.
fucker.

not in the mood is not an excuse.

know what is "dont let your personal feelings affect the quality of ur work"?
oh sorry i forgot.
your english sucked.
maybe i shd talk to u in hokkien next time.
or should i bark it out for u?

and for your information,

I AM NOT FEELING ANY BETTER EITHER.

kindly listen/pay attention to what others have to say if u ask for ideas.
especially mine. or i will chew ur head off.
don't turn around and talk to others when i'm talking.
don't just eat raisin and eat raisins k.
FOREVER raisin.

i guess that's plain manners alright?
treat others the way u wan them to treat u back.
and please, listen finish to what i have to say before u start debating your way off every point i had to say.

not that my points are NOT AT ALL RELATED to the problem.
it is OF ALL MEANS RELATED to the problem.
right.
since i'm not needed, u're so damn a stuck-ur-head-up-ur-ass genius, den u do the work.
coz i'm so damn NOT bothered.

i shall learn how to play dota.

and oh ya, to prove that MY POINTS are definitely good ones.
i 'sold' them off to another team.
they got the best comments of the day.
oh yeah yeah.
so much for your "it is not related"

you shallow hag.
so much for showing 'independence' throughout the day.
u had to ask me about what to put for slides.
how to explain each point.

oh, and thanks, at least there's one thing i DO like about u.
the smell of your damn foot.
thanks SO MUCH.

my mind was filled with ideas.
with that perfumed-foot, POOF.
ideas gone.
thanks man, u helped me lightened my load for the day.

how u dared to say i did nothing.
me and 2 other members were the one who did the research.
i was the one who came up with the conclusion.
i was the one who came up with examples.
i was the one who explained every single point.

oh yeah, i did nothing.
i'm so sorry, i will do better next time ok?
forgive me, cute little team mate.

asshole.

ps: conclusion for the day. don't eat raisins as it will stink ur leg.



what's more, i happily fell down on the way home.
attracting more attention to myself only.
stupid day.

right.
joanne, cy and lj did make my day abit.
thanks dears. <3

goodbye ; 5/08/2008 09:52:00 PM