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Dolly
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Monday, November 19, 2007;
Jo (: says:
DEY R COMMUNICATING
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
......
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
okokok
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
maybe u'll try to decipher wt they're sayin?
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
and u'll realise
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
they're saying tis
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
''look! tat idiot is looking at us!!''
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
ant 2: "RUN FOR OUR LIVES!!''
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
smth like tat
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Friday, November 09, 2007;




Wednesday, November 07, 2007;
u know.
"give her a laptop and she will survive."
that's for me.
and the way to np on bus..makes me feel like vomiting.
ya, and i found the person of the same type as me.
- bor chup.
- funny.
- loves thrillers.
and tat cute person's name is meiyan!
pok's fren. hahaha.
and the library so shiok!!
totally no people.
actualli got la, a few.
but..NOT MUCH LEH.
LEH!!
ya, and that's shiok, u noe..
the feeling of having the whole place to urself, the silence..
nope, the peace i shd say.
er geng qing jing.
wahahaha!
and YES!!
if u people are wondering is there any hot guys here in np
well, DUN COME HERE MAN.
the number of members of the gdlooking club is seriously lacking.
well, maybe i can be president for tat club.
for np's standard.
HAHAHAHA!!
no hunks. only skinnies.
no whites. most blacks.
no handsome, most have faces like wt a person would look like aft the lorry roll over him.
no hotties. only flatties.
haiz
watashiwa han-sa-mu des.
watashiwa KAWAII des.
oh yes!
latest updates from DJ ash.
the biology paper was in fact simple.
luckily i did read some of the answers beforehand.
although i'm sure i'd still get a D or something.
u noe, D for Dolly.
it's nice.
cuz i wrote some rubbish there.
7. State and explain the chances of them having a boy of blood group A.
25%. Because the father is gay.
yes. that's classic i know, thank you thank you for ur applause!
i know i'm power.
wahahaha.
YES CY.
NXT TIME I SHALL VISIT RP.
VISIT JADE, VISIT MI COUSIN AND U.
and the nxt stop, will be crashing TP.
and oh ya~!
I'VE THOUGHT UP A NICE TACTIC FOR PERVERTS WHO JUST CAN'T STOP CALLING U.
but i will have to teach u one-to-one.
please contact, blah blah blah, blah blah blah.
thank you.
fees will be $7/hr.
it's quite cheap u noe?
i'm as gd as a piano teacher and i'm onli charging $7!!
OHH.
i'm thirsty.
NOW.
NOW!!!!!!
I WAN WATER!!!!!
np's food makes me drool.
it makes anyone drools just by the smell of it.
fragrant!