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Friday, November 30, 2007;


dormouse!


AAAAAA SO CUTE!! I WANNA YANG TA MEN!!
and this is taken from xiaxue lo..waseh
i didn't know she can actually HAVE an affection for animals.
ok, since we've smth in common, i'll like her.

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a couple was crossing the road, and the girlfriend was knocked down.

"come on..wake up..don't leave me alone here.."



"come on, let's go to the side of the road, it's too dangerous here.."

and he tried to pull her.



apparently, she's too heavy for him.
despite the traffic, the dog stayed.

"someone...just somebody..help me..help her pls.."



"don't scare me..wake uppp"

this happened in KL lo, i didn't know stray dogs can be tat loyal too.
I'M SO TOUCHED.
aaaaaa..

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i pump and pump and pump and pump and pump and.........

WILL PEOPLE EVER STOP DRINKING COFFEE?!

work work work work..work and work and work and wo......rr....kkkk

i wash, i clean, i wash, i clean and clean and wash and.....UGH!!!


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and i came across this in someone's blog.


hmmm...

TAI XIANG LE!

erm..no comments.. wahahahaa

only people that's impure will know wat tat looks like ok!

haiz. seriously. these veg is so damn se.



goodbye ; 11/30/2007 03:18:00 PM

Monday, November 19, 2007;

Jo (: says:
fukkin ants..

wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
eh
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
wt's with the fucking ants
Jo (: says:
HOW E HELL DID DEY COME TO E TBL
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
ooo
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
must b u
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
eat eat eat
Jo (: says:
no lo
Jo (: says:
on e tbl hv this glass of empty swt tea with lemon in it
Jo (: says:
n den i tot dey were attracted to it
Jo (: says:
so i took up e glass n look for e ants
Jo (: says:
nth there
Jo (: says:
n den
Jo (: says:
beside tt glass hv this cup of water
Jo (: says:
N ALL E FUKKIN ANTS R ON IT

Jo (: says:
INSTEAD OF E OTHER SWT EMPTY GLASS
Jo (: says:
n tt doesn't make sense
Jo (: says:
N THESE FUKKIN ANTS ACTUALLI R COMMUNICATING TO EACH OTHER

wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
ok stop
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
u're actualli so bored tat u observed ants

Jo (: says:
omg
Jo (: says:
i think
Jo (: says:
not onli so lil left
Jo (: says:
more n more
Jo (: says:
FUKKIN ASSHOLES
Jo (: says:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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ya, and tat's my friend joanna.
god look how worked up she is over ants.
and i find she god damn resembles my mother for this.
small problem big make. *xiao ti da zuo*
ya ya ya.
i do agree they're irritating, but, early in the morning 6.17am she's cursing the ants. i really. have. no. comments. she just can't stop her ant affairs.
i tell you, it's just 1/5 of the conversation. she said smth like..
Jo (: says:
FUKKIN ANTS R BACK
Jo (: says:
HVN DEY LEARNT WT I'VE DONE TO THEIR ACCOMPLICE????

and i think she's scolded the ants 'fukking' for more than 20times.
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Jo (: says:
DEY R COMMUNICATING
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
......
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
okokok
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
maybe u'll try to decipher wt they're sayin?
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
and u'll realise
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
they're saying tis
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
''look! tat idiot is looking at us!!''
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
ant 2: "RUN FOR OUR LIVES!!''
wakata. THE ULTIMATE RETARD says:
smth like tat


goodbye ; 11/19/2007 06:09:00 AM

Friday, November 16, 2007;

and i'm hooked to oreosss.
OREO!!
MORE MORE N MORE!!

goodbye ; 11/16/2007 08:44:00 PM

Thursday, November 15, 2007;

Monday, 12 November 2007

it's cy's bday!
the big day for her..
and the surprise for her turned out to be a failure.
cuz she expected everything.

GOD.DAMN.YOU.CHIA.YEE.

can you at least act like YOU DON'T KNOW?!?!
so rude!!
LET US HAPPY YI XIA MA!

i hate you!!

anyway happy birthday~!


ln says nis look like monkey. yes, i agree C-O-M-P-L-E-T-E-L-Y!

huh?

stop shivering will you?!

Warning! Do NOT look at cy.

the best man. dacky!! smth's missing? nono..i think too much. WAHAHAHA.

The Joanna Gong combination. POWER!!!

yes. do rae me~

we love mirrors!!

look at that two spotlight. although small, but it's considered VERY BIG for her. nis, u've grown up finally!!

can you for one time be more normal?

and why are u eating my thumb??

squeeze the dimple, pimple and nipple.

dig dig. digging rocks! dig and get rich!

ANNIS TOE CAN U BE MORE NORMAL. TOE TOE.

the birthday cake - chiayee.

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Wednesday, 14 November 2007

YES. bugis.
and i have nothing much to say.
HAHAHA. the kok wants to see bags.
and walked the whole bugis to aim onli 2 bags!
bags bags bags. and i see so many things i wanted to buy.
and yes, the 77th street there..god..
the choices, the clothes~
MAKES ME HAPPY.
nxt shopping area will be there.

and the fish and co. dinner..so niceeeeee~
the ambience so unique.
and they only sell fishes.

HAHAHA. ok tat was a joke~


Fish 'n' Co. so niceeee.

what are YOU looking at?!

how to eat ur prawn.

Ms kok and her lecture.

kok: "i am bored!!" the waiting time for her order is 15 - 20 mins.

this lady's order: Swordfish collar..bone?

u've got any business with fishes?! I TAKE YOU ON! COME ON!

My order: Fish and chips. the fish damn nice i tell you.

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and these dogs are so cuteeeeee~!!!!


look at the fur, and tat short tongue. hahahaha!!

damn cute la. pls spot downwards along the body.

ninja!

the head editor for the papers.

*scratch scratch* give me back my ball!! grrrrr.....OPEN UP!!

goodbye ; 11/15/2007 05:06:00 PM

Tuesday, November 13, 2007;

on the second note,
I WAN THE WATCH ENCHANTED.

hahahaa!
it's gonna be so funny and cute.

`don't sing don't sing, it's okay actually..`

HAHAHAA~!

the squirrel, witch, princess and the prince came to the real world tat show.
u know u know?
yes. I'M SO GONNA WATCH IT.
omg. why did i say..SO gonna watch it.

so..gay.
yes. tat's the word.

I'M OVER THE MOON NOW.
BUT I'M NOT A COW.
cuz ppl say~
the cow jumps over the moon~

goodbye ; 11/13/2007 12:02:00 PM

;

IT'S OVER.







IT'S OVERRR..


IT'S OVER!!


IT'S OVER!


OVER!


OVER!!!


OVALL!!!


OVALLLLLL!!!


OOOOVVVALLLLLL~~~~~!!!!!






it's oveer! yes ppl.
not a dream.
OVER.

hahahaha!!!
and to think that yesterday i swore to myself that..

I.WILL.SLEEP.THE.MOMENT.I.COME.HOME.

and see what happens.
I'M SO DAMN AWAKE NOW!
hahhhahaaha~~~

JOANNA WILLIAM, MAY U LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH UR PAPERS.

goodbye ; 11/13/2007 11:29:00 AM

Friday, November 09, 2007;

THIS IS JUST RANDOM.
sex is educational ppl.


this is so cute~

pok, for u.

WAHAHAHAH.

oooo told u sex IS educational.

and...and...

i haven't study for mon and tues paper...
and...and...
i'm being naggED by goy's wife..

aaaaa!
MY MOM COOKED PORKCHOP.
YUM!
wahahhaa..although it's abit...tough
hahahaha. nice though~

okay~ time to study as i promised.
damn. so full.

goodbye ; 11/09/2007 09:17:00 PM

Wednesday, November 07, 2007;

hullo ppl!
do u ppl miss me?
i bet a thousand dollars u ppl do!!

everyday typin my blog address just to see the same old post.
i bet another hundred tat u ppl feel bored right?
sorry for the wait.
i'm back!

wahaha. right now, at this time, i'm at np.
using pok's laptop!
and she's having class.

u know.

"give her a laptop and she will survive."

that's for me.


and the way to np on bus..makes me feel like vomiting.

ya, and i found the person of the same type as me.
- bor chup.
- funny.
- loves thrillers.

and tat cute person's name is meiyan!
pok's fren. hahaha.


and the library so shiok!!
totally no people.
actualli got la, a few.
but..NOT MUCH LEH.
LEH!!

ya, and that's shiok, u noe..
the feeling of having the whole place to urself, the silence..
nope, the peace i shd say.

er geng qing jing.

wahahaha!
and YES!!
if u people are wondering is there any hot guys here in np
well, DUN COME HERE MAN.
the number of members of the gdlooking club is seriously lacking.

well, maybe i can be president for tat club.
for np's standard.
HAHAHAHA!!

no hunks. only skinnies.
no whites. most blacks.
no handsome, most have faces like wt a person would look like aft the lorry roll over him.
no hotties. only flatties.

haiz

watashiwa han-sa-mu des.
watashiwa KAWAII des.

oh yes!
latest updates from DJ ash.
the biology paper was in fact simple.
luckily i did read some of the answers beforehand.

although i'm sure i'd still get a D or something.
u noe, D for Dolly.
it's nice.
cuz i wrote some rubbish there.


7. State and explain the chances of them having a boy of blood group A.
25%. Because the father is gay.

yes. that's classic i know, thank you thank you for ur applause!
i know i'm power.
wahahaha.

YES CY.
NXT TIME I SHALL VISIT RP.
VISIT JADE, VISIT MI COUSIN AND U.

and the nxt stop, will be crashing TP.
and oh ya~!

I'VE THOUGHT UP A NICE TACTIC FOR PERVERTS WHO JUST CAN'T STOP CALLING U.
but i will have to teach u one-to-one.
please contact, blah blah blah, blah blah blah.
thank you.

fees will be $7/hr.
it's quite cheap u noe?
i'm as gd as a piano teacher and i'm onli charging $7!!

OHH.
i'm thirsty.
NOW.

NOW!!!!!!

I WAN WATER!!!!!
np's food makes me drool.
it makes anyone drools just by the smell of it.
fragrant!






goodbye ; 11/07/2007 08:57:00 AM