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Wednesday, August 27, 2008;

sighs.
how could ppl be so fated.

and i'm just fated with, NO ONE?
k la, fated with a bunch of shijia's fren.
and yijun (:

eric and jindao forever linked.
maybe they should get married.
same as kerry and kell ah.
haha.

same block same level.
argh.

W15E
W16E
W16G
W26A
W26E
W35F
W35K
W45G

at least it's all W blocks (:
let's meet up for breaks.

1st sept pay time!
ANYONE WANNA SHOP?!
weets.


and yonger got 3.7 for gpa.
BIAN TAIIIIIIIIIII.


ps: and i rmbed promising some ppl i take pay will treat them eat (: NOW'S THE TIME!

goodbye ; 8/27/2008 08:17:00 PM

;

work work is killing me!

haha but fun leh actualli.
despite remembering all the recipes~

and wtf.
i tot change of class will have change of new environment.
nabeh one level up onli.
SOMEMORE EXACTLY ONE LEVEL UP.

W25E
.
.
.
W26E

WAT SHIT IS THIS!
nvm!
near the canteen, near the entrance.
late that time oso no nid run so far.
(though i oso dun run..)

haha. (:


so much to update, so little time.
REST TIME AT LAST =D

woohoo.
photos next time~

hmm. gpa 2.5 =(
so far from wat i aimed.
right, can't blame when i ponned like 20 over times for the sem. =x

goodbye ; 8/27/2008 01:49:00 AM

Monday, August 11, 2008;

weets.
sweet.
not working next wk ^^

just came back from work.
working for the f1 racing thingy.
so cool (:

can see free f1.
6 ppl confirm for now.

26 - 28 sept.
150 vacancies needed.
12 hrs shift.
$6/hr

ppl go there spend money see car zoom past.
we go there let car zoom past and earn money =D

ugh anyway, talking bout tis.
i somehow saw an accident today.
at novena.

it's a black sports car.
cool la, but not cool after the buang.

according to jade, the car FLEW~
haha. shiok rite.
den mid-air did a turn and came down.

but well, i was inside, when i came out..
the car just passing out gas.

and as u guessed, typical singaporeans.

- everyone walking stopped in their tracks.

- ppl studying at our cafe (those no matter wat happen oso won't turn their heads one), stood up to get a better view.

- ppl working stopped serving customers and looked.

- cars speeding at 120km/hr slowed down suddenly to 40km/hr. (k la, not so kua zhang)

- those blind ppl selling tissue on the road suddenly take off their shades and look see look see.

anyway.
my reaction was..

"huh?"
and den i am chio (laugh silently)

WAHAHA. DAMN EVIL.
okay. anyway.
NIGHTS.

goodbye ; 8/11/2008 01:40:00 AM

Thursday, August 07, 2008;

got this from an email.
Laughed
My
Ass
Off
dun worry, i attached it back alrdy.


duno why leh like cnt make it bigger.

so click on it to enlarge k. (:













and i find it so true!

haha that's why even funnier.
=D

though some seen before thanks to laoni.
...

and yesterday's craze.


ops. =x
we just witnessed something interesting.



damn eric! lol.



all in guys toilet. (:
Vain Vennon. Dumb Dolly. Erotic Eric. Cute/Cheap Chenyee.


mainland buddies finding reception.



coffeeshop!
muahaha. and we stayed in sch till 9 plus.

accompanied kell for dinner.
and thanks to her rebellious character.
something eerie happened.
zz.

ala~
had interesting hrs of talk yest~
haha saw each other's true colors.

damn.
W25E no more.=(

goodbye ; 8/07/2008 11:10:00 AM

Wednesday, August 06, 2008;


this wk's schedule~
i told my manager next wk cannot work at all.
sat working!
9 aug.
national day, i'm servicing singapore (:
hey, though not directly,
BUT I AM DEFINITELY HELPING SINGAPORE OUT K.
jiang hao de ren na li zao.
haha. double pay!
but i think will fking tired loh.
3pm - 12am sia.
9 hrs sia.

goodbye ; 8/06/2008 08:32:00 PM

Tuesday, August 05, 2008;

HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY! LENG SHIJIA.

18 at last,
though watching m18 shows u sure will still kana check...=x

adventure learnin today.
nice nice.

and we sang sj her bday song while she's hanging halfway in the air.
special rite?
touched rite?
ya ya, better be.

=X
DAMN I'M TIRED.


2nd aug (sat)
celebrated shijia's birthday at pasir ris.
the bbq was fun.

the rubbish, the food, the pictures, the pranks.

shijia was pranked till like nobody's business.
turned blue blowing out candles..
chocolatey face..
sexy bikini..
flour-turn-glue hair..
waterbomb by us..

lol we ended up not eating the cake, i guess coz shijia blow in a way..
*woooh! woooh!*
den turns to
*pooooh..pooohh!*
think she trying to use her saliva to drown the candles instead.

kerry got revenged on by her though.
we witness meowfights.
hair grabbing, and strands of hair plucked out like plucking grass.
no la, not so kua zhang actually.

played many games, and the punishments SUCKSS.
argghh.
okay, maybe it won't be if the punishment is not u who kena.

i have to dance standing on the table!
and i have to do sexy dancing!
....and i cnt go down if they didn't laugh till beng.
zz.

hmm i duno wat i actualli did that was THAT funny..

initially i just shake the butts side to side..
den bloody ym say "oi, not funny leh"

so being pek chek, still shaking, i pointed both my middle fingers at them.

"OI CB, GEI WO XIAO HOR."

-.-''

den bam, they laughed.
woohoo.
okay, this is so fun~
and this shijia, couldn't even close her mouth when eric appeared behind her.
zz. WE'RE OF NO IMPACT?!
roar.

and eric's crap in the mac.
he crapped non-stop for 1 hr plus?


tired geminis.
sighs. lol.

lol basket.
rest awhile and went to work the next day.
for like onli..4hrs of slp?


photos time!

featuring our original shijia



after a series of pranks...




khairul, shijia, eric, kerry, me, chenyee (:






1st aug (fri)
the "busiest" day of my life man.
for such a lazy bum like me, i ran to 3 places in one day.

woke up and went to thomson to collect my pay.
and they ask me to wrk! -.-''
but i've got smth to buy..
so they ask me 7pm go back. it's alrdy like 5.30pm.
so i rushed down to kovan, by taking bus to hougang, den to kovan. zz.


met up with gong dai nis.
at last man, and as usual, skinnier again.
i really wan some new surprises ok.
nxt time i wan to see a rounded nis hor.

meow.
and den bought a bunch of party things.

- party poppers (48)
- water balloons (200)
- crazy ribbons (4 bottles)
- balloons (100)
- trick candles

and...i forgotten

and i went back to work.
till 11 plus.
and then jason came, just to see me work -.-''
they wanted to watch money not enough 2 at amk hub.
since i just got my pay, den OK LOH~

whoa. i cried man.
the show is so damn sad, and so funny.
mixture of both.
a very nice show, a very singaporean show.
MUST WATCH LAH.

tell u all a secret. shhh.
the whole cinema again, got these full-of-mucus feeling.
u can hear the sniffing sound.
so i turned, and saw my guy fren cried.
but trying hard to maintain his "man-ness".
so funny la, and turn around in all directions i realise, ops, none didn't cry.
watch this show if u wanna challenge and see if u will cry or not k.



i guarantee tears for u. (:







random.


goodbye ; 8/05/2008 01:40:00 AM