ta ni ma de. lost my phone today. was kind of nervous. SO MANY IMPORTANT THINGS INSIDE.
my first reaction is like..
"SHIT, WHERE'S MY PHONE?!"
and then..
GOD DAMNIT. FREAKO. F**K. C***B** aiya anyway jiu shi *&^%$#@! all the way lah.
SHIT MAN. went back to school to find it. filed a report. and they say they'll track the cameras. and then track down that dishonest f**ker.
really hope can find it loh. then i'll plan what to do with the LV ppl. HERH.
and this? is what my friends suggested for me to use.
"since you everytime lose your phone one..."
and damn it, tomorrow got science UT. shitty HUH. making me hate every wednesday. hate science.
terrorizing our small little innocent worlds with calculations. with chimology. making us scarred for life.
HOW COULD SHE?! DAMN. okay enough.
okay i think i need something to calm me down.
A man climbs to the top of Mt. Everest and gets close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." The man then asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Then he asks,"Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.
Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.
Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That`s the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
you're so ugly yo mama put you beside a piece of crap and says:
"TWINS!"
ps: i'm not writing this post here for more blames to be put on me ok. i know it's my fault. but i just need to vent my anger. aiya, anyway, why the f**k am i explaining. tamade fucking pissed. what's with dishonesty of ppl. off the phone somemore. if u ever throw away my simcard. *&^%$#@!$%^&*&^%$#@!. ughh. fck piss. damn, watever.
goodbye ; 7/28/2008 10:05:00 PM
Saturday, July 26, 2008;
woah. from now on you people must book me one week in advance le. working~
okay i've got this feeling i'll like it there. already got a bunch of retarded colleagues. haha. (:
Availibility Chart
tadaa. next wk everyday not free~ so busy so busy.
haha. it's okay. I SHOULD SEE MONEY COMING IN.
YES. MONEY. and then, what should i do with it? hmmm.
hmm. or should i save it? spend it?
I WAN MONEY! and i wan DLACKY OUTING. damn. so how long must i wait to get the ducklings to quack together.
JUST HOW LONG?! end of year T___T
by the time i think i turn stone le
goodbye ; 7/26/2008 10:50:00 PM
Wednesday, July 23, 2008;where is "ME"
sometimes, in the long and complicated process of growing up, you lose yourself. and then, while trying to find "me" back, you changed. obviously, without yourself knowing/realising.
and then you say things and do things. and then you dread wat you've just said or did. and then regret and wonder why did you do that. you could've approached it with a much better way.
just some simple things, but it can't be accomplished. who do i blame? my incompetency?
just a simple intention, gets misinterpretted into the most complicated of matters. who do i blame? my inability to communicate properly?
really felt like shutting my mouth up. because nothing that comes out seemed right. i should learn to react maybe 5secs slower. so i can think about my actions.
but what the hell...? won't that be..being hypocritical? or not being myself?
but if being yourself meant losing everyone, are you still gonna be yourself? but if you're not being yourself, what are you? are you just gonna change everytime you meet different ppl? no character.
to hell with what others think, as long it is not what it is?
i've been trained to be like this since young what. why am i bothered right now? but seriously, why did i change?
is this why ppl keep changing? and the thing about emotions. yes, i'm feeling something at last. but experience just tells me that it's the same old thing that'll lead you to ur death.
the feeling that throws u into the bottomless pit. sucky isn't it? back to stone, back to stone.
why not..to gold? so i can sell it for money. ;p
the most painful expression is having no expression. the most lonely thing is to realise you're alone all the while. the sadest thing is that, you can't even face yourself.
goodbye ; 7/23/2008 12:30:00 AM
Sunday, July 20, 2008;
this lambo is FREAKING cool la.
his vehicles are nice man. listening to the engine itself..woaahhh.
why so serious? (:
eternal enemies. aah.
damn it. batman is nice. i give it 4.6/5
hmm. this joker is really an ace. damn wasted he died. such a good actor!
psychotic man, totally. batman is so handsome! haha. and his body..hmm. christian bale's the name if i'm not wrong.
A MUST WATCH MOVIE~
and 10 promises to my dog of coz, is also another must watch.
hmm. haven't been updating for like so long. went out with kerry, kell and shijia yest. to selegie for douhua.
and met sijie there! woohoo, i miss them. that lacj group, their craps. haha.
and then my father 'roti prata' us, and so have to go home ourselves. reached amk at around 12.30am? and then remembered that kuku's way home is so dark. so walked her home lo.
SUPER HOT LAH THE WEATHER. zzz.
and oh ya, i played my first volleyball game, IN MY WHOLE LIFE. okay, it's fun~ but i kana dog shit on my hand. which is like.....zzz
NOW, TIME TO JIAN FEI LE. I'M LIKE A DA FEI PO LIKE TAT. ta ma de. =x
goodbye ; 7/20/2008 06:28:00 PM
Tuesday, July 15, 2008;
in this world.. there are white lies and black lies... and many shades of grey lies. lies told with kindness; lies with preserved dignity; lies that spare pain; everyone's lying dude. do you still put your full trust in everything?
goodbye ; 7/15/2008 07:33:00 PM
;
There were 3 eggs in a fridge.
Egg 1 sat on it's place quietly after it's back from the supermarket.
Suddenly, Egg 2 whispers to Egg 1, "wei, the egg beside me got hair one..eeee..so disgustingg.."
. . . . . . . . .
Egg 3 heards it and said angrily, "lim beh si KIWI! not EGG!"
goodbye ; 7/15/2008 06:21:00 PM
Wednesday, July 02, 2008;
OMG KEN LEE. MY FELLOW FRIENDS, ENJOY THIS SHOW. HAHAHAHA.
hahaha. omg. I LAUGHED OUT LOUD OK. LITERALLY LOL. till my tummy ached. till there's this sharp pain! woah.
hmm. as for the sad part. let's celebrate 1 minute of silence. my rabbit passed away 30th of June. i bought her back just onli on the 11th of June.
she's 1 month and a half only. the doctor said she's infected by mites. and it has been for awhile.
and she's infected even before i bought her back. fuck u uncle, no i'm not gonna fuck u myself. get fucked by some STD ppl ok. go die. hell.
and the doctor said, this rabbit died young. really young. yeah, she is. a rabbit's lifespan is 10 years or more. she lived onli 2 months. or lesser?
i miss her. i miss the way she jumped out of the box the sounds she made how the bell sounded when she scratches herself/cleanse herself.
she's so cute. she just love to be around ppl. she always like to put her front paws on my leg. and played the forehead-to-forehead game with my mom. she's so sweet and tame.
yes, i love her. i hope she's happy now. not needing to suffer anymore.
the treatment is too strong for her young body. but her organs are alrdy affected, it's crucial. it's urgent.
well, at least she lived a happy life with us (: damn i wanna change the lyrics of 蔷蔷 to muffin. and i love to scold her. i like to call her 兔唇. and kuku. and many other more nicks.
haha. she's simply too cute. hops around, and with every step she takes, she LEAVES A LITTLE CANONBALL BEHIND. and it goes..BOMB! and she shitted on my face ok, i really, seriously duno how she did that man. i fell aslp on the floor, and woke up finding a shit sticking on my face. haha. she's the culprit alright.
AND SHE URINED ON ME TOO. haha. that cute ass. nvm, i still love u. =D
lol. she drinks alot of water man. remembering the times when i feed her, i have to squat over her.. and then freeze there for so long. yes, literally freeze. i had backaches for ur enjoyment ok muffin? hahaa. always torturing me.
and there was once i accidentally dropped a chair, and the sound frightened her. the tame and lazy her immediately hopped from one end of my kitchen to another end. SHE SPRINTED! she had a record, within secs! hahaa.
and i remember the warmth of her tongue when she licked me. my lips, my fingers, my legs. lick me all around. i still 嫌弃 her lo. coz she eats her shit. ):
though her mouth is smelly, i still like to kiss her ok. =x this baby's first kiss is definitely STOLEN by me. woots.
and finding her so smelly, we bathed her once too. she was so scared. and when she's wet, her body is just so small. and her heartbeat is so fast. she diarrheoa-ed. =(
she has got a super kpo personality. haha. just like me! nah, the TAN family? haha.
oh ya, not to say, my rabbit sweat also. haha. she will leave a patch wet wet aft she leave a place lo. foot prints.
. . .
though u left us so soon, u left us with happy and wonderful memories. thanks for coming into my life, making me happy. though our time spent together is short, i never regretted buying you from that stupid uncle.
muffin, rest well in heaven. we love you. and u'll be in our hearts forever. ur bell is safely kept with me.
