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Monday, January 28, 2008;

hmm at last submitted.
yi qie you tian jue ding le^^

`results of jae posting will be released on a tuesday,
19 feb 2008`

and ah yi, if u're reading, help me tell yi zhang thanks alot for his advice.
although in the end didn't really choose those that he recommended.
BUT AT LEAST I TOOK HIS ADVICE AND I CONFIRM WILL NOW END UP IN RP.

gosh.
woodlands.
fucking schedules.
4.30pm end school.

DOES THAT MEAN IT'S WORSE WORSE WORSE THAN SEC LIFE?!
nvm.
i'll pon if i can.
HAHAHAHA.

ok anyway.
thanks koky, really eh.

THANKS
THANKS
THANKS
THANKS
THANKS
THANKS
THANKS
THANKS
.
.
.

or u wan me continue type 27 times?

as i said, i'll treat u to one piece of seaweed ok?
or u wan YI TIAO hotdog?
cheesy one oso can.
or u wan my xiaobit?

hahaha.
and thanks pokk oso.
gave me advice too.

ughhh.
at last i'm off the hook.
think nt for koky, i think i still haven't decided what to choose yet.
thanksssssss.

goodbye ; 1/28/2008 03:27:00 AM

Thursday, January 24, 2008;

sighs.

i can't get in the course i wan.
maybe appeal for jpsae?

shitty results.
that's wat i get for nt putting in any shitty effort.
anyway, LIFE'S NOT FOR U TO WORRY TIS AND TAT!

cheer up gong.
just get in a poly.
LALA.

and oh ya, thanks to pok and moo, i became contactable again!
they fetched me from the mountains back to town!
woah!
and thanks for those who chipped in, or going to chip in.
althou i didn't noe who ><

hahaha. thnks womanS.
really.

ps: now i'm eligible to advice ppl alr. WAHAHA.

goodbye ; 1/24/2008 11:23:00 PM

Wednesday, January 23, 2008;

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

HAHAHAHAHA.
noodles.

this is damn erm..lame?


goodbye ; 1/23/2008 04:08:00 AM

Wednesday, January 16, 2008;

went to bugis, orchard, amk, srg with koky!
within one day.
TIRING LAH.
but nvm.
i've got free dinner from her =)
and saw miss lipton tea.
and wahahaha.
i've at last got some ideas of what to buy.

- 77th street vest
- ear ring
- ring
- a top (short sleeved shirt?)
- the black book.
- watch

wakata. ONE DUCKLING. says:
wat else huh
joannekok says:
??
joannekok says:
accessories?

hmm.
coz of kok, now i wan to buy shoe oso.

and i saw one shoe!
that suits my desire so much.
nike air force.
god. it'll increase my height LEH.

hahahha!
hmmm...

http://www.nike.com.sg/nikeAF1/
maybe u can see under the ''latest collection'' category.





this is wat i saw at amk hub.


and this is wat i saw online.
it's meant for...well - WOMEN.
but nt bad leh.
...BUT FLOWER LEH.

anyway oso not buying now.
I WAN MY HEIGHT INCREASED!
ROAR.

and these patterns are definitely nice..?
that's wat i feel la.


not bad not bad.

nice nice.

nice nice.

niceeeee.

aaaaaaaa I LOVE THIS ONE A. but singapore dun have =(

hmmm.nt bad nt bad.

HMMM. shd be not bad. lol.

ok, self designed -.-''

nice lo.
kok, u fu ze k.
now i'm crazy over that toiletbowl wall shoe or wtever.

goodbye ; 1/16/2008 11:40:00 PM

Tuesday, January 15, 2008;

O-Town All or Nothing

I know when he's been on your mind

That distant look is in your eyes

I thought with time you'd realize it's over, over

It's not the way I choose to live

And something somewhere's got to give

As sharing this relationship gets older, older

You know I'd fight for you but how could I fight someone who isn't even there

I've had the rest of you now

I want the best of you I don't care if that's not fair

Cuz I want it all

Or nothing at all

There's nowhere left to fall

When you reach the bottom it's now or never

Is it all

Or are we just friends

Is this how it ends

With a simple telephone call

You leave me here with nothing at all

There are time it seems to me

I´m sharing you with memories

I feel it in my heart but I don't show it, show it

Then there's times you look at me

As though I'm all that you can see

Those times I don't believe it's right I know it, know it

Don't make me promises baby you never did know how to keep them well

I had the rest of you now I want the best of you

it's time to show and tell

Cuz I want it all

Or nothing at all

There's nowhere left to fall

When you reach the bottom it's now or never

Is it all

Or are we just friends

Is this how it ends

With a simple telephone call

You leave me here with nothing

Cuz you and I

Could lose it all if you've got no more room, no room

inside for me in your life

Cuz I want it all

Or Nothing at all

There's nowhere left to fall

It's now or never

Is it all

Or Nothing at all

There's nowhere left to fall

When you reach the bottom it's now or never

Is it all

Or are we just friends

Is this how it ends

With a simple telephone call

You leave me here with nothing at all

oh nothing at all

there's nowhere left to fall when u reach the bottom

it's now or never

is it all

or are we just friends

is this how it ends

with a simple telephone call

you leave me here with nothing at all

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Gareth Gates - Say It Isn't So

Skies are dark

It's time for rain

Final call, you board the train

Heading for tomorrow

I wave goodbye to yesterday

Wipe the tears you hide your face

Blinded by the sorrow

How can I be smiling like before

When baby you don't love me anymore

Say it isn't so

Tell me you're not leaving

Say you've changed your mind now

That I am only dreaming

this is not goodbye

This is starting over

If you wanna know

I don't wanna let go

So say it isn't so

Tempt to find but at least we've tried

We're still alive with hopes this time

As they closed the door behind you

We're so alone and time stands still

Shake the ground beneath the wheels

as I wish I'd never found you

How can I be smiling when you go

Will I be strong enough to carry on

Say it isn't so

Tell me you're not leaving

Say you've changed your mind now

That I am only dreaming

this is not goodbye

This is starting over

If you wanna know

I don't wanna let go

So say it isn't so

Miles and miles to go

Before I can sail

Before I can nail my love for you to sleep

Oh darling

I get miles and miles to go

Before anyone will ever hear me laugh again

Say it isn't so

Tell me you're not leaving

Say you've changed your mind now

That I am only dreaming

this is not goodbye

This is starting over

If you wanna know

I don't wanna let go

So say it isn't so

Say you've changed your mind now

That I am only dreaming

this is not goodbye

This is starting over

If you wanna know

I don't wanna let go

So say it isn't so

If you wanna know

I don't wanna let go

So say it isn't so


goodbye ; 1/15/2008 06:27:00 PM

Saturday, January 12, 2008;

即使
我的心如刀割 你已不再爱我
任凭我这么痛 你却无动于衷
我就快要发疯 我的爱已失控 Oh No…
无可救药的我只能忍着痛
你已经不再爱我
连话都不想多说
看着你我比谁都还难过
束手无策的我只能低下头

goodbye ; 1/12/2008 12:54:00 AM

Tuesday, January 08, 2008;

let's have some entertainment over here.
nowadays just feel so...hmmm
no, i feel that i AM boring.

SO!
i shall make my blog back as entertaining as ever!
lala.
i'm the potential entertainer.
and a potential entertainer needs to cut hair.
I WANT TO CUT HAIR.

ok. random.
again!
let's look at funny pictures~



obviously, the last one is the best.



hmmm. nice idea. lol.


hmm. no comments. flench flies.


!!!!!!!!!


wahahaha. this pic is dedicated specially for joanne kok.


dun quite get it, but it's cute.


LOL.


u'll see something if u're *ahem*. so i bet the pig sure noe wat it is. ;)


the girl is obviously enjoying.


aww. so sad.


OPS.
finish!
omg i love patrick dempsey man.
he's hot.

HOT!!!
i'll just share one photo with u ppl.
HE'S MINE.
dun try and steal him ok.

and he's 41.
OMGG.
nvm, he doesn't look like one.


HOOOOOOOTTTT.

goodbye ; 1/08/2008 07:07:00 PM

Monday, January 07, 2008;

damn cute.
and i can't find cute enough ones for puppies.
sucksss.

nvmm.
I SHALL SHARE MY CUTE COLLECTION~



''any fishes..? i'm...hungry..but the water like..so deep...hmm..''

''hey..r u ok? dun be sad, get over him..i lend u my shoulder...^^''

''eh. come here u. i tell u something.''
''ya? what what?!''

''oi, here's the plan. after we get up the tree..u distract the mother bird, and me....''
''hmm..'' *nod nod*

''omg. this is so romantic.''
''ya LOH.''

CUTE RITE.
k. enough.
and..
NARUTO ROCKS MAN~
lala.
and wth!
shippuuden 42 will only be out on 10th jan.
noooo. that's too long to wait.

hmmm.
nowadays feel so....dunno how to say.
everyday doing the same things.

sleep.
wakeup.
eat.
play.
watch.
use.
sleep.
wakeup.
eat.
shit.
play.
stone.
rot.
watch.

and now?!
I'VE GOT NOTHING TO WATCH.
DAMN NARUTO CAN FASTER COME OUT NOT.
slow!
wols!

feel like bathing.
but abit lazy leh.
hmmm.
but i smell so...
hmmm.
shd i bathe?
NVM.

aaaa narutooooo~
and the pig says i've got nth better to do.
damn her.

ps: YOU'RE THE SAME AS ME OK. MS KICKED-OUT. herh. wahahahaha.

goodbye ; 1/07/2008 07:17:00 PM

Sunday, January 06, 2008;

AAAAA.
MY MOM THREW MY BAG AWAY!!

and changed it to a childish bagg..
=((((

i wan back my po po de bagggg..
aaaa.
i miss my bag.
I MISS MY BAG.

WHY SHE THROW!!!
=(
at least change to a new bag still better than a even older bag!
NOOOOOOO.
i'm sad.
I'M SAD.

i hate my mom!!!
:@

goodbye ; 1/06/2008 08:18:00 PM

Friday, January 04, 2008;

i'm still sick.

AND I HATE PACKING ROOM.
I HATE THE DUST.
I'M STILL SNEEZING NOW, WHEN IT ENDED LIKE 9482262384727 HRS AGO.

cy mentioned it.
i'm now left with 1 month to grow.
DAMN!!!!!!

I'M SHORT.
NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo~
i do not acknowlegde dat.
i'm not short ok.

=DD

goodbye ; 1/04/2008 09:22:00 PM

Tuesday, January 01, 2008;

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008!

i realised many hated 2007 huh?
lol. 2007 has been a long year for me.
aint number 7 supposed to mean lucky?
WHY AM I BROKE?
nevermind.
we shall wait for another 5770 years for year 7777!
by then, everyone will really be striking lottery and toto and big sweep and jackpot and ...

okok, i dun gamble.
let's just talk about national treasure ok?!
I WANT TO WATCH NATIONAL TREASURE PART 1!

haha. the book of secrets really is nice.
so exciting.
strongly recommended?
although the starting of the show is abit chaotic + boring.

hmm.
and i still hate to die in water.
i'd prefer to die ANY way but to drown.
watching poseidon really surfaces my fears *okok, bad english, i know*

OOP! (out of point, by mr bay seow long)
the fireworks, is kind of nice.
but maybe it'd be nicer without the reddish golden ball of head in front of me.
it'd be nicer if the two oldies behind us could just SHUT up and watch quietly.

u know, it's goddamn irritating.
throughout the whole fireworks..

"WALAO! gen ni jiang, na ge timing hen hao!",
"eh, last year de hao xiang you wordings de lo. this yr mei shen me." (GOT WORDINGS MEH.)
"EH! TAT ONE SI BEI SWEE LAH."

"eh, na ge hen xiao li/da li leh"
"jiu shi lo jiu shi lo!"


etc..etc..
sian diao.
think those ppl cnt watch movie.
sure v noisy.

WAKAO EH.
CAN SOMEONE LIKE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY SO MANY BANGALAs HA?!
every public holiday eve sure have alot.
like ghost festival like that..

..'bei fang chu lai'

zzz. they chao hui ji.
and wtf.
think i dunno is it.
keep sticking ur freaking small cock over.


lorr: eh, ni xiao xin dian, those bangalas hui ding guo lai de. *the below*
me: huh. just now already kana liao lo.
lorr: bu yao jin la, they'll think u're guy wat.
me: ...........i noe la. BUT DUN FORGET. MOST ARE GAYS.
lorr: HAHAHHAHAHAHA...*there goes her horrible laughter*


i'm shivering now.
god. seriously shivering.
SO COLD.
aaaa~

goodbye ; 1/01/2008 03:43:00 AM