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Friday, June 27, 2008;

haven't blog since ages ago.
so, i'm back here, mere mortals.
welcome to immortal's blog.

damn those who TAGGED ME.


damn it.

but since i've got nothing better to do, i shall grant the mortal's little wish.

i knew they wanted to know more about me.

just too shy to say it out.

oh, i knew it.





AMELIA'S tag.



1. What's your favourite fruit?

eh. i don't know, don't eat fruits alot you know. I ALRDY GOT PERFECT SKIN.



2. What will you do if someone sponsors you a ticket to Japan?

WHAT KIND OF STUPID QN IS THIS, OF COZ IS GO LA! but..the person got motive one is it?!?!?!?



3. What's your favourite thing to do?

Bully people and see their satisfying reaction.



4. Do you think money can buy happiness?

oh, if money can kill all the jerkasses in the world, yes.



5. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?

have everything go my way. but if that happens, NO FUN MAN.



6. Do you prefer a kiss or a hug?

a hug lah. but kiss oso not bad la hor? hehe. but..omg. got criteria to meet pls. eeuk.



7. What is your ideal type?


tough qn. able to make me fall in love lo.


8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?

COLLECT IT. sit down and wonder, damn it. why only one million.



9. List out all 3 good points of the person who tagged you.

can i list the bad points? for that i've got loads. =x haha.



10. What makes you happy?

doing what makes me happy lo. stupid qn. must be posted by brainless mortals. tsk.



11. What type of person do you hate the most?

ppl who hide things from me, do things and feel that tat's wts best for me which IS NOT, because ITS NOT FOR THEM TO DECIDE WTS BEST FOR ME. ignore me. liars. and...and...



12. Where do you see yourself 10 years down the road?

being a cute and kind and generous and goodlooking and wise immortal.



13. If you could have superpower, what would it be?

ability to do/make it come true/change everything that i ever wanted to.



14. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?

having fun damn it. if not life's so boring.



15. So do you like rainy days? Why?

yes of course, if i'm at home. and no, i dun like sunny days nor rainy days, i love WINDY days. though my hair will be like hay after the wind blows past.



16. How old do you want to get married?

quite old. and not very old.



17. What are you thinking right now?

When is this crap going to end. damn long-winded. WANNA KNOW SO MANY THINGS ABOUT ME HUH. kuku.



18. Are you courageous enough to tell the person that you like him/her?

eh, mostly. ^^ but crap, i always regretted.



19. Do you think you're pretty/handsome?

of course i am, I'M BOTH!



20. If you could rewind the time, where do you want it to start?

i don't want to just rewind the time, i want to HAVE control of time.





i shall tag nobody, because i shall be the saver of this curse.

and i shall stop this violent curse right now.
it just bores people to death.
and one more thing, IT'S DAMN LOT OF QUESTION.





now for CY's



1. What's your current ambition?

too big to write here. i dun wan my blog to burst. shhh. =x



2. Who is more important to you? Friends or boyfriend/girlfriend?

Let's see if who's more worth it.



3. Who's the person you trust most?

i trust can le, no need to say who la. shh.



4. Do you think you have enough confidence?

Nope. and tat's wat i need to improve on.



5. How many babies do you want?

cute, guai, cheerful ones = 98234981

ugly, noisy, stubborn, naughty ones = 0.



6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?

Yeap.



7. What is your goal for this year?

EARN MONEY. BUY CLOTHES. LOSE WEIGHT. GOOD GRADES. BE MORE NUMBED.



8. Do you believe in eternity love?

Yes, and no. yes, for others, and no it will not happen on me.



9. Have you broken someone’s heart that she/he tried to commit suicide?

eh, i don't know. i'm just too attractive you know.... .... .. =D =D =D



10. What feeling do you love most?

the feeling of having ur long held back pee/shit finally released out.



11. What are the requirements you wish from your other half?

love me for all reasons. love me for who i am.



12. Which person would you like to find out most now?

MY FACIs (faeces). MY GRADES ARE WITH THEM!



13. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?

YES, DLACKY. YES, OTHERS. but depends still.



14. What does flying means to you?

freedom, relax, fun, calm, exciting



15. What do you crave for the most right now?

get in control of my life.



16. Your wish?

shh! say le jiu bu ling le! shh!



17. Describe the person who tagged you.

bear, cartoon, wet blanket (always awakening me from my dreams), funny at times, lame, IRRITATINGLY a big bully to me.



18. What have you done to please yourself?

sounds wrong. horny question. since i'm pure, i shall ignore tis qn.



19. Where does your money goes to usually?

arcade, movies, food, games



20. What is the food that you're craving for now?

UGH. EVERYTHING LAH. i'm HUNGRY. damnn.







at last, IT'S DONE!

RIGHT.

TIME FOR BED.
it's like omg, i answered 40 qns.



have work later from 3pm - 11pm.

tomorrow 11.30am - 8.30pm.

omgg. god. gosh. oh your god.

it's a freaking 11.30am.

ITS A FREAKING MORNING.

goodbye ; 6/27/2008 12:22:00 AM

Thursday, June 19, 2008;

woots.
tomorrow i have a test and i'm STILL HERE!
aaah!

gonna go late again.
nooooo~

this song is so damn nice.

Corazon (youre not alone) - prima J

found it while kpo-ing around on some websites on which songs are nice.
WHOA.
okay, at least i like it k.
=x


aaah.
i've so much to update.
but i'm so damn lazyy.

i wan to play badminton!
shit, i'm getting fat.
too well-fed.

AND MUFFIN PEE-ED ON ME.
SHET (SHIT PAST TENSE) ON ME.
=(

goodbye ; 6/19/2008 02:47:00 AM

Monday, June 16, 2008;

damn this comp.
died on me.


lucky can rectify the prob.

MUFFIN IS WITH ME NOW!
lala~
k la, shao ya.
zzz. muffin tan shao ya?

LOLS.


ops, caught bullying muffin!

i look at u, u look at me. UGH DAMN CUTE.

she ate the newspaper after that you know. dumb rabbit.

MUFFIN. =D

muacks.

tell u, she damn jie pi one lo, forever cleaning face.

"? what's this? can i eat?" *sniff*


and i kissed her duno how many times le.
head, mouth.
and oh ya, this morning, i fell aslp on the floor.
AND SHE LICKED MY LIPS TO WAKE ME UP.

hahaha.
so sweet.

but...
BUTTTT!!!
SHE EATS HER SHIT!
PUIIIII~~!!

haha~ kk ppl, dun get over-obsessed over her k.

kk i shall update the PHOTO-FILLED days next time.
i'm tireddd.
and the stupid sch connection sucks man.

goodbye ; 6/16/2008 12:31:00 AM

Friday, June 06, 2008;

i want to watch so many movies.

1. Wall.E (that robot show, coming out in july)
2. Sex and the City (M18!)
3. 10 promises to my dog (22 may, i duno where that show disappear to.)
4. Don't mess with the johans.
5. Indiana Jones
6. Chocolate

and i just collected my pay today, and i used it!
bought a bermuda, and a belt.
and i think that's gonna be all for GSS.
=(

and i wanted to blog alot de.
BUT.
just too tired for that.
so that's about it~

oh ya, i'm really damn dried up.
i want that nike air shoe man.
$140

right.
i should wait for my aunt to buy for me.
HAHA. sighs.

oh, and i kind of hate holidays.
i dun get ANY money.
and i'm afraid of someone -.-''
rare huh.

ohh, and women psychology really is...
interesting. haha.
but fan jian is the word man. -.-''

goodbye ; 6/06/2008 09:53:00 PM

Wednesday, June 04, 2008;

aah. woke up at 3.15pm today.
10 hrs of slp!
but my eyebags only gets worse.


the very-the-last-minute excuse (bait) of asking me out ;p
i knew they missed me.
and being the generous me, i shall forgive them.
amen.

legend:
pink - kok
blue - gong
green - cy

"stop looking at me, I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY WAFFLE!"

"damn it. DON'T BULLY ME! I WANT WAFFLE!"

"NO WAY! over my FAT body!"

auntie yee neck itchy, *scratch scratch*

the nonsensical combination.


"your eyes is too small."

"NO IT'S NOT!"

"i shall ignore them, i'm the most normal one."

and after these nonsense, we went on to justnoodles to nonsense more.
it's at suntec B1.
the food not bad lah.
free flow of icecream, drinks, and...i forgot.

the herbal chicken damn nice.
and it's PHOTOS TIME AGAIN!

cy's mouth drooling. she's watching us eat.

herbal chicken. quite nice loh.

teriyaki chicken noodles. not very nice leh.

CYCYCYCYCY +
GONGGONGGONGGONG.

i should learn to smile properly man. smth's wrong with my mouth.


and on the way home~


PARANOMA.
ohh i love my phone.


featuring gong, kok and cy.



rightt. i shd shutup about how gd my phone is.
or cy will really start hating me.
and i declare war with joannekok.
don't ask me why.
SHE'S MY ENEMY.

ops. i just farted. =x

goodbye ; 6/04/2008 02:30:00 AM

;

copied + copied from dlacky's blogg~
woots.

`o2o6o8

- EDITED.



the brighter pic (:
I'M DYING MAN. IT'S 5.45 RIGHT NOW.
DAMN TIRED.
STUPID PHOTOS.
IT'S ENDLESS.
AAAAA.

nis' room




self-timer succeed!

BURSTTTTTT~







gong has SHRRIIINNNKKK


OFF TO HEARTLAND MALL FOR DINNER~!

hongkong cafe





SERIOUSLY, I THINK I CAN GO AUDITION FOR UGLY BETTY.zzz.

lj and nis

kok and her curry! omg, so artistic:D



CY!


GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE DOWN~

ip. zone

back to home


MIDDLE OF THE ROAD :D



JUMPPPPPPPPPPPP


i cant find gong's head!

and i dunno wad's the second pic! must be lj. I CANT SEE A THING!



DLACKYY

goodbye ; 6/04/2008 02:18:00 AM