this is my goodbye

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Thursday, May 31, 2007;

i'm tired.
DEAD tired.
starting to dread school,
starting to dread sundays..
as long as there's anything to do with studies.
i hate it.
i hate anything tat i'm not gd at.
but different for games cuz..
I'LL PERFECT IT.
lol.

okay, I SERIOUSLY NEEDED MONEY.
too many things to buy but too little money.
today went out with THEM.
koky, cy, and nis.
the stupid cow joined us for onli 45mins or even lesser.
she believed tat nis is in hospital!
SHE RUSHED.
how great! i've revenged. i'm a gd liar.

they bought clothes.
i bought NOTHING.
i borrowed $30 from my beloved cow for nothing.
and I NEED TO RETURN MONEY!
kok - $2.45
cy - $5
nis - $2
ln - $30 (or is it $50?)
i simply owe moomoo too much.
I WILL LOVE U ALL BACK DE!
WAIT FOR ME GROW UP, AND I'LL YANG NI MEN!
I'LL BUY BIG HOUSES, BIG CAR FOR U ALL.
NICE CLOTHES, GD FOOD FOR U ALL.
*when i have money*

and i've realised tat the sky nowadays..
quite clear and nice..
quite alot of stars for a bright city like singapore.
yeah, relaxing.
the sky is so quite, calm n peaceful.
but oso lonely.
HAIZ.
there's always something u have to compensate away if u wan to get something u wan.
it's called trading.
LIFE.
zzzz.

the only entertainment for my life is satisfaction.
the satisfaction i get when i tease them, and win.
the satisfaction i get when i pass stages, and win the competition.
oh~ i'm a universal pro~
of cuz i get the same satisfaction when i get gd results.
BUT I'M LAZY.
damn it!
ok~ and the onli relaxing thing i can do when i'm alone is listening to music.
NO MUSIC CAN DIE LA.

ok~ i'm emo today.
ENDS~
ONE MORE WK OF SCH.
zzz.

ok some pictures for entertainment.

okay, they say broken mirrors are inauspicious. lets see if i die.

tis pic is nice..demonstrated wat u meant by close frens.

tongue.birdmouthed.tongue.

oh~ nice nice.

MY production.

goodbye ; 5/31/2007 09:52:00 PM

Wednesday, May 30, 2007;

one word for today.
SATISFYING.
went to study with koky at bishan lib aft mi doc's apt.
i managed to stick to my plan!
finish off a few topics of tys on phy!
gd progress~
koky is definitely a very very distracting ITEM.
can throw le.

and den had a 'fight' over the laptop, typing, backspacing, struggling, knocking heads...etc.
she is so damn XIAO QI BA LA de..
and officially gave her a new nick ppl.
XIAO XIXI~
ok gd. so from now on, u ppl noe who is tat kk ^^v

and den..........went to shop shop~
she wanted her toppp..and tat stupid laced, red bra.
hey, her idol (me) pei ta qu guang jie k..her honor man.
and den decided not to eat since mi mom wan 'dao bao' for me.
hehehe..den i acc xixi to bus stop and she keep..
'go home~~ GO.HOME.GO.HOME. (x10000000000)'
chao si le..i dun wan go home so early ma! lol..

and den jade called, greg's bday.
crappeddddd.
and kap~
ok and i took tis test.
OH PPL, I'M UNIVERSAL GENIUS.

ok, actualli..tis test is goddamn simple..for those other normal tests..
MY IQ IS ONLI 110. DAMN.
so low. but i'm happy la, cuz i know bush has only 96++ IQ.
how dumb can he be.
america's lowest IQ-ed president.
wat a shame~!

goodbye ; 5/30/2007 08:49:00 PM

Monday, May 28, 2007;

Reporter of the day: Dolly Tan

Highlights: GCE 'O' LVL FATHER TONGUE EXAM
Climax of the day: I fell down in the toilet. zzz.
Not shioks: The stupid confirmation slip.

I simply have nothing to say for papers. i just have a habit not to mention it anymore after the thing. but one thing to be happy about, 2 papers DOWN! YES! photos soon ppl, sorry i can't upload~ and one thing to be sad about, i met mi chinese teacher on the way home, and she kept shaking her head when i told her how i wrote for mi paper 1. A1 gone. =(
and idiot!
i actualli nid a hole for me to release my shit in the middle of the important exam!?
BLOODY DIARRHEOA, U SURE NOE THE RIGHT TIMING TO CHOOSE.

if i happen to get A2, i'm sure gonna retake, since they're taking my best results right?!??!
RIGHT?!
and damn mosquito.
I FELL DOWN IN THE STUPID SLIPPERY TOILET EARLY IN THE MORNING.
~!@#$((*&^%$#@!~
fly so high for wat..make me have to tiptoe..
BRAINLESS MOSQUITO.
peep at me bathe!!
TWO BLUEBLACKS, NO, THREE!
kneecap there leh!! bend dwn pain si le!!
F**k. OPS. there're kids reading my blog, i'm civilised u see.. i dun scold bad words, yaya, believe me ok.

what about the stupid confirmation slip?

PERSONAL PARTICULARS
Statutory Name: DOLLY TAN SHAOSHI
NRIC/FIN: S90*****Z
Sex: AHGUA
School: BRA WAR SECONDARY SCHOOL
Gifted Programme: NO!
Elective Programme: NOT APPLICABLE!

tamade! not CANNOT! is i dun wan!!! don't write till like tat ma, kan xiao ppl.. TA MA DE.
bloody CAMBRIDGE.
think u cambridge big ah, i have woodbridge!
STUPID!

20810230

TIME FOR 4D!!
TOTO!!
GAMBLING TIME~!
come on ppl! i bring gdluck! buy buy buy~ and win! and dun forget to give me 99.9% of the money! give u lucky no.! NAH! above lo. the YELLOW one. dun have gold font. eeyer. lousy blog.

and aft the exam, I'M OVER THE MOON! nono, over the sun. and i phoned the stupid bird-like creature to meet for lunch! and of cuz~ she's late!
i'm so bored that i sat in the middle of the road and bit on my toenails.
naaaaah. so disgusting.
no lah, just simply sit dwn and enjoyed the view of some small kids playing.
SO CUTE.
i love kids u see.
but cute, adorable, gdlooking, well-behaved ones.
HAHAHA.
and there! the creature appeared.
BLACK POLO-T.
copy copy copy!!!!!
a mirror for the day..-.-''
roamed aimlessly one round amk hub before deciding to eat chicken rice at s-11.
and den took a PRECIOUSLY retarded photo.
NO. i'm definitely not lending my phone to ANYONE.
especially YOU. joanne KOK.
and den the kind me accompanied her shop around for the top (she specified not bra).
and in the end?
i hv a new aim! and she did not!

fickle-minded women..
can't stand dem can u?!
and den roam roam roammmmmmmm~
play play playyyyy~
and REALISED AMK HUB HAVE A NEWLY OPENED FOOD COURT!
yum yum!
okok, talking bout tis, mi mom say cathay is opening next month!
weee~ dunno true not oso..
and i met mishal! haha and the bruise-causing poke she gave me.
ok, and den back to the foodcourt, koky just can't resist the breadly temptation anymore.
she bought a sandwich. dunno wat kind.
AND THE CASHIER SAY I LOOK OLDER.
just tat she look more childish and shorter ok.

and den roam again~
and off to meet cy at HG mall.
ate pepper lunch.
and the time passes so fast!
cuz i played crazy taxi and mario~
and den shopped around again..
and nth bought as usual.
oh! yaya, there's sth..my war continuation comic!

ok off to the interchange~
cy laughed her way to 165 'railing' there..dunno wat u call it..
and entertained koky thru phone till she ASK ME TO SAY BYE.
she didn't ASK ME, but indirectly FORCED me. haiz.
i still wan to talk u noe.
boarded the bus, and the auntie called me back.
i thought to myself, WHAT AGAIN.

auntie: show me ur student pass
me: nah
auntie: *takes a look, at me, back to the card*
auntie: wat's ur student pass no?
me: S90*****Z lo.
auntie: ok, dun look like u.

READ MY COMIC ALL THE WAY BACK.
with cy entertaining herself -.-''

CAMPUS SUPERSTAR.
damn funny.
haahahaa!
some boys so cute, like pri sch de..and some, got looks la, but...haiz the voice just simply sound exactly like a piece of metal running across the railings - TING BU XIA QU.
so many ppl 'run pitch'..so funny..

and oh ya, my 'orh cheh' still v pain!

goodbye ; 5/28/2007 09:23:00 PM

Monday, May 14, 2007;

YES.
DLACKY OUTING TODAY.
unexpected one.

and the most satisfying thing i've did for the day, is tat i've made tat freaking cow waited for one hr! oh yes! at last, it's her waiting for me, and not the other way round. meow.

and DAMN IT!
i can't post pictures.
i've lent mi adapter to ahnisi!
she and her stupid sudoku game.
will definitely blog it again!
AND ONCE AGAIN, I'M LAZY TO SAY OUT WAT HAPPENED!
so a brief one~

sister williamsss wanted to go back to the sch to collect her stupid cert.
nis called me to ask if i was in sch, she wanted to collect it too.
and cy sms me to ask if i wanna join for dinner.
WHAT IS TIS?!
all so sudden.
so i told cy i can't, going out with sucky cow.
and den she say she n mah coming~
and nis say she'll meet us outside sch.

AND I HAD TO MEET THE FREAKING JOANNA FIRST.
AT MOS.
SHE ATE 20MINS.
SHE AND HER STUPID TINY MOUTH.
and off to HER city chain.
AND SHE KEEP MAKING ME TAKE HER DRINK FOR HER.
WITHOUT EVEN OFFERING IF I WANTED TO DRINK OR NOT.
idiot!!

and we took bus to sch, alighted at 7-eleven, and parted with the freaking cow~
moo.
met the three hungry barbarians.
AND THEY'RE EATING SLOWLY.
so i bought mi slurpy~
with tat three jawsticks...eh, how to spell..shit!
and freaking, wrinkled, old joanna called to say she'll go amk hub first.
ahnisi like er gui.
and cy said she's the 7th month ghost, wandered out of the gate early.

and on the bus again~
meet the FREAKING cow again.
ANNIS TEO IS FASCINATED BY AMKHUB'S TOILET.
and she ate her chocolate inside the stinky toilet.
retarded!

of cuz WE, THE PHOTOTAKING MODELS took cute photos again~
DO U PPL MISS OUR FACES?!
our photogenic faces!
nono..onli me la..
but take alone like so self-obsessed..
so..they're just my DAO JU (tool).
muahahahha.

and we bought a new dlacky item!
boy and girl~
dunno wat's tat.
so cute!
MY IDEA!!!!!
ok, mi color combination is the BEST.

and nis went home early in her 136.
today is a special day.
to celebrate annis teo has finally overcome her FEAR of amk.
OKAY.
and we headed off home aft a quick little rest at mos.

I REACHED HOME FIRST.
yay(:

ps/: joanna william SLAPPED me today. so HER NAME is highlighted! WAHAHA! DIE! U DIE!

goodbye ; 5/14/2007 09:08:00 PM

Sunday, May 13, 2007;

hmm.
let me recall wat i did the past few days..
okay, generally.
birthdays, and mother's day celebration.
muahahaha..
so lazy to write everything!!
so i shall post pictures, and den go on with wat i wanna post today!
oh yes, i'm so not naggy and straight-to-the-point.

at ms sakae, the typical and gentle japanese. how cute.

my mom and her food advertisement. HAHA.

after putting on some lipstick, she's showing off her sexy lips.

DEONNA~ mi dumb sister. haha.

happy birthday aunty jolene!

a birthday kiss~

and a second one!

3rd~ 4th~ look at her posture. lol. she's sure enjoying.

at kbox with jade. DAO GIAsss~

and since i have nth to say for today!
it shall be jokes!
i found these online.
so funny, but of cuz it requires a certain lvl of intelligence to understand the jokes k.
and out of a hundredsss, i laugh at onli these.

Baked beans and their delightful tune
A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he'd have to walk home. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he was still a couple of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off any ill effects. So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he "put-putted" all the way home.
His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"
She blindfolded him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table, making him promise not to peek. At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang and she went to answer it.
While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He gasped and felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. This one sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. He tried flapping his arms, to clear the air. But another one snuck out, and the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead.
When he heard his wife ending her conversation, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. He was the picture of innocence when she walked in.
Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. He assured her he had not, so she removed the blindfold and yelled, "Surprise!!!"
To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

''You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, “What color?” ''

5 presidents are on a plane
Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and George W. Bush.
George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.
Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.
Then John Adams says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.
Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws George W. Bush off the plane.

Mr. Phillard's Twins
One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife over to the hospital. As the doctors were prepping his wife, Mr. Phillard's idiot brother Bill arrived to watch the birth. But when Mr. Phillard saw the blood and everything else, he fainted. When Mr. Phillard woke up he was in a bed with the doctor standing above him.
"Mr. Phillard," the doctor said, "you are in the recovery room. Don't worry, your wife is fine and she had twins, a boy and a girl. Because you were unconscious and your wife was still under anaesthesia, she requested that your brother Bill name the kids."
"What! My brother, the idiot! I can't believe you let him! What did he name them?"
"He named your daughter Denise."
"Hey, not bad! I underestimated my brother. What did he name my son?"
"He named your son Denephew."

New Improved Lawnmowers
One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop.
He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."
So the lawyer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."
The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids."
The lawyer told him to bring them along.
When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."
The lawyer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."

Stroke of Bad Luck
A guy heard from his doctor that masturbating before sex could help him last longer. So he decided to try it. He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office, so he thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured he might get mugged.
Finally, he was inspired. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and said, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on here?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
"Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."

goodbye ; 5/13/2007 10:01:00 PM

Thursday, May 10, 2007;

i'm pissed.
hope it's just me.
feel like going to the beach.. at night.
with the stars, and the sound of the waves.
and of cuz, the comfortable wind.

where i'm alone, or with someone that understands me.
(: have u ever experienced tears on ur face wen u're smiling?
irony.
and TREE OF HEAVEN is nice!
haha. ahnisi, shd have believed u.
but i still dun like his long-hair.
short hair better.

goodbye ; 5/10/2007 08:55:00 PM

Tuesday, May 08, 2007;

the lazy form teacher isn't here again.
the 10000000th time for this semester.
so we have 2hrs plus free period.
for the first time i hated free period..
the time passes by damn slow la!
so i've decided to entertain myself.
BY THIS.

look at the sexy mole(:

and the sexy nose from the pig.

and it's 2.4km today!!
TIRING LA. SHIT.
i used 20min plus to run..
cuz i think i run extra 1 round.. hmm..
haha and it's so high-tech! they no longer use straws. they gave us the number tag, and then u pass by a device, it'll beep. and ur timing starts.
LIKE ERP.
at first i find it cool.. but..
after 6 times of passing under it,
the stupid beeping makes me feel like a thief taking unpaid items out of a shop.

AND GUESS WAT.
I WONDER WHY I'M ALWAYS REQUESTED TO PAY EXTRA FOR BUS FEE.
THE USUAL $0.55 TO $1.10.
my fren say, i look like a matured UNCLE.
shit.
UNCLE. MIND THE WORD.
the uncle said to me,
"eh boy, where u going?"
".....ang mo kio"
"oh, pay full."
"i got card la, nid show not."
"ya, show me."
*i took the card out, flash~*
"huh, ur sister ah."
".........................."
since i'm too tired, lazy to argue.
I'M STILL WEARING THE STUPID UNIFORM.
p.e shirt shorts and class T thou.
hmm.
i paid in full..for my moment of silence(:

AND IT'S DAMN HOT TODAY.
STUPID WEATHER.
U SUCK.

goodbye ; 5/08/2007 05:40:00 PM

Sunday, May 06, 2007;

and here i am~!
back to bloggin again!
muahahaha.. time to reminisce somemore!
cuz everyone have read it!
weeeeee~~
do u ppl miss my posts?
of cuz u do.
i'm famous.
i just simply look forward to aft O lvls.
AND IT SEEMS FOREVER.

DLACKY - `o5o5o6

it's annis' bday(:
and it's mooncake festival.
and i remembered i'm sick tat day!

happy birthday, joker.

busy busy~ like a bee~

tam jiak si le.

dlacky(:

sliding dooowwwnn~

without cy! at nis` playground

think u very sexy huh.

*looks around~* ''where's my cake!''

it's random again!

damn! caught on camera!

two wooden blocks.

whay u say? WHAY?

ah dumb.

ah MAH.

terminator 15.

my beautiful bedroom with two nonsensical ppl.

laoni's bday celebration with the williamsss

converse, converse, slipper, converse.

LN, U SHOOT BIRD.

ooooh, so horny.

THE CUBICLE.

i'm pushed.

phototaking freak - NIS.

MADE WITH LOVE. i'm made from making love too(:

heh?

bi kong hen da!

taken behind student's hub(:

gong and mah~ my teeth damn white!

bish~ bam!

diggin ur nose!

weeeee(:

and i'm lazy to continue!!
SLPING SOON.
I JUST WOKE UP KK??
so i'm still tired.

goodbye ; 5/06/2007 10:56:00 PM