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Wednesday, April 23, 2008;just for laughs

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage....

Simply read from bottom to top.

goodbye ; 4/23/2008 11:42:00 PM

Monday, April 21, 2008;

weets.
<3

and i was singing in weilun's conversation.
singing that 4 mins.

wakata. shhh. ツ says:
u onli got 4 mins to save the world~

LUN says:
hahaha okay. 4 mins. i rather let the world die.

DIAO.
wt the...right.
LOL.

damn her la, say i macam writing book.
update blog so long.
NO LOH.
LOL.

goodbye ; 4/21/2008 10:33:00 PM

Sunday, April 20, 2008;

the most meaningless day ever.
stayed at home totally did nothing la.

i actualli played with my bitbit.
TRIED TO.
but i got even more bored.

nobody's online man.
and i'm lazy to just get out of the house.
and anyway, nobody would wanna go out.
but i dun feel like asking anyway, it'd just piss u off more.
make u sian diao more.

installed audition and played again.
and i'm still as pro (:
hmm. maybe not as pro anymore.
but i uninstalled it again though.

fuck this singapore man.
or is it that i simply didn't know wht's fun out there?
damn it. i shd have just slpt my day throughout.
bored.
bored.
bored.

feel like vomiting.
sucks.
it just sucks to feel bored.

goodbye world.

goodbye ; 4/20/2008 12:42:00 AM

Thursday, April 17, 2008;

haha. i ponned on last fri.
and the daily grade is an X.

and the comments.
HAHAHA.


"Comments for Team: All the members in this team are absent!

Comments for Individual: Absent!"

LOL. i really have nothing to say.
muahaha. but but BUT.
i like this class.
fun man.

and some irritating idiots just like to shoot other ppl's presentation. non-stop. hahaha. and this is internal CONFLICT.

i got an A i got an A~
lala~
GPA 3.5 AND ABOVE. HERE I COME.
DAMN U RP.

goodbye ; 4/17/2008 10:49:00 PM

Sunday, April 13, 2008;


someone tell me wt's wrong with tis vid man.
i find it damn funny.
and it's on the news.
it's on some westerners blogs.

omg they criticised her like they've nv done it in their life before.
and u know, MOST are singaporeans.
wat the..

maybe i shd show u some of the comments man.
i duno wt to say bout it.


ridiculous comments:


Melissa 3 days ago

Ahh...I'm so terribly embarrassed by her. NO.........SHE IS NOT SINGAPOREAN. Seriously, I don't get how she became so popular. I hated her right from the start. Yup, she's well-known alright, but she's retarded and bimbotic.

Please everyone, don't let her ruin the image of Singaporeans in your hearts. We are not like her! Not at all!!!!



td 3 days ago

Your headline should have been something like "Hooker reviews iPhone"... because that's what she looks like, right?



Clement 3 days ago

Oh God, Im Singaporean and someone please shoot her. -_-


and

"wahh..xia xue out to xia suay singaporeans again ar.."


u know, there's like 137 comments in total.
lol. wtf is wrong with these ppl.
singaporeans and....?

i dun even get why would they bother to mention tat 'hi i'm a singaporean and she's totally embarassing us singaporeans!' bai chi.

totally no sense of humor.
diao.
trying so hard to fit in with the angmohs man.

does it mean if i dun like iphone, the whole of america will try to murder me? dumb.

http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2008/04/worst-iphone-review-so-far.html#disqus_thread

see the comments for urself.
and the most funny of all.
the 'award-winning' comment..



TC 2 days ago

Duh... Singapore is in Thailand... Everyone in America knows that.

I say it again... She is a HE!!!!!1!



WTF?! HAHAHA!
SINGAPORE IS IN THAILAND.
omg u ppl shd see the ppl's replies man.
LOL.

"WHAT??? singapore is in thailand???? did u failed ur geography??"

"LOL DUMBASS. u just generalized the whole of America as 'geographically retarded'. singapore is in thailand, u say? ROFLMAO!"

"wow, i'm surprised u noe how to spell..."

"IGNORANT AMERICAN. you just got pawned..by yourself."

HAHAHA. sg is in thai~
entertaining retard.

HAHHAHAHA.


goodbye ; 4/13/2008 03:06:00 AM

Thursday, April 10, 2008;

FUCK YOU MAN RP.
TO HELL WITH U RP.

MAY THE FLOOD JUST SIMPLY FLOOD THE FUCKING SCHOOL.
PLEASE JUST SIMPLY HEAD TO THE GRAVE.
IDIOT.

KNN.
NOW THEN U'LL TELL ME THE FUCKING CPF EDUCATION SCHEME IS NOT COMPLETE.
WHAT DO U WAN ME TO FUCKING DO?
SIMPLY...

- BRING RELATED DOCUMENTS DOWN TO THE ONE STOP CENTRE.
- FOR FURTHER ENQUIRIES, PLEASE EMAIL BLABLA.

NO PHONE NUMBERS GIVEN.
THEN YOU WAN ME ASK WHAT.
HAVE TO PERSONALLY GO DOWN AND ASK?
YOU THINK EVERYONE STAY IN RP OR WOODLANDS IS IT.

AND OI, MR/MS RP. I KNOW U RP, BUT CAN U DUN SO HIGH-TECH NOT.
NOT ALL PARENTS EDUCATED PLS.

FUCK U LA.
U THINK EVERYONE SO HIGH-TECH SO DAMN FREE LIKE YOU GO ONLINE HERE AND THERE AH. AND TO BE MANUALLY DONE U DON'T ACCEPT. I DO IT ONLINE, NOW U'RE TELLING ME TO DO IT MANUALLY? FUCK U MAN.

IF YOU'RE SO DAMN HIGH-TECH, EVERYTHING AUTOMATIC, WHY CAN'T U DO MANUALS?! ASSHOLES. ARE U SIMPLY THAT FUCKING LAZY OR WHAT.

THE CPF ALREADY APPROVED THE STUPID SCHEME.
IT IS YOU WHO COCKED UP WATEVER COCK SOMEWHERE ELSE.

KICK ME OUT OR WATEVER.
I WAN NOTHING TO DO WITH TIS.
DAMN U.

NO FEES THEN NO FEE ALRIGHT?
AND U THINK UR ONESTOPCENTRE STUPID STAFFS VERY FRIENDLY IS IT.
GO THERE ASK GO THERE ASK.
ASK UR IDIOT HEAD.
ASSHOLES.
BRAINLESS.
IMBECILES.

THIS ONE CANNOT, THAT ONE CANNOT.
INFLEXIBLE.
I DON'T SEE ONE BIT WHY THE FUCKING RP IS SO DAMN GD.
MAY THE THUNDER SIMPLY FIND ITS WAY ON SOME TREES AND SET IT ON FIRE AND BURN IT DOWN MAN. FUCK YOU.


NO COMMENTS PLS.
NOT IN THE MOOD TO REPLY ANY.
FUCKERS.
FIRST TIME I FEEL SO DAMN MURDEROUS.

goodbye ; 4/10/2008 11:19:00 PM

Friday, April 04, 2008;

杨千桦 - 勇
我也不是大无畏
我也不是不怕死
但是在浪漫热吻之前
如何险要悬崖绝岭
为你亦当是平地

`爱你不用合情理
`但愿用直觉本能去抓住你
`一想到心仪的你
`从來没有的力气
`突然注入渐软的双臂

`旁人从不赞同
`连情理也不容
`仍全情投入伤都不觉痛
如穷追一个梦
谁人如何激进
亦不及我为你那么勇
`沿途红灯再红
`无人可挡我路
`望着是万马千军都直冲

`我没有温柔
`唯独有这点英勇

`我也希望被怜爱
`但自愿扮作英雄去保护你
勋章你不留給我
仍然愿意撑下去
`傲然笑着为你挡兵器

`跌下來 再上去
`就像是 不倒翁
`明明已是扑空
`再尽全力补中

渴望爱的人
全部爱得很英勇

goodbye ; 4/04/2008 01:29:00 AM

Wednesday, April 02, 2008;

sian sian. later i'm waking up at 7.15am to go school.
sian to the core to the core and another core.
BETTER IT BE FUN. IF NOT I'LL TURN MURDEROUS!

zzz.
and some interesting art i got from email~
lazy forwardd.


so nice, these ppl are simply artistic lo.


guitar..? or tat..pi pa..T_T


house for the ants! ln, u shd put this in ur hse.
or maybe, hse for the lizards? KOK! U SHD PUT THIS IN UR HSE TOO! haha~


i find this kind of eerie u noe. like duno wat phantom surfacing out. but if u notice, there's this..water splashing out from the sides de. so nice.


fragile fragile. carefull. and i think someone will loathe dis pic. eggs eggs. sigh. LOL.


the kind shepherd and the meh meh sheeps. the shepherd looks kind of..fat. =x


is tis the work for the coolies? lol. i find kinda cute lo~ such ideas~ and confirm got toothpick one. if not how to stand. -.-''


erm. getting suicidal?

"AAAAA! MY DEARDEAR GOT EATEN BY A MONSTER! I SHD JUST DIE TOO!"
*and without hesitation, knocks the head upon tat...thing*

goodbye ; 4/02/2008 12:36:00 AM