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Sunday, December 14, 2008;
shit.another belated birthday post.
ah whatever. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAREST GLADYS!
oh i love you.
just like the god.hahahas.
ok will u stop puking all over ur comp, u disgusting fella?
PEOPLE, attention please!let me introduce you my...
..hmm let me count. i know u since primary what huh?!
shit!but is it 10 years alrdy?lols! okay, let me proudly introduce u my 10 YEARS fren.10 YEARS LEHH.
10 YEARS TOGETHER ON THE SHIP WITH HER LEH.
the ship name is friendship!
and i rmb once we were all tired of cruising the ship..and it's her turn.
SHE ALMOST SANK IT.
gosh, that's the worst nitemare we ever had in our lifetime.
so dun worry ms gladys, you definitely left a STRONG impression in me.
and i won't forget u even if i wanted to.
just like a pest, fan zhu wo for my rest of my life.
sighs.
hahaha. without HER and miaoxin and gina, my pri sch life would be unbelievably boring.she's totally and forever the happy pill.
always laughing.rare to catch her with her eyes red.
okay, maybe when u do smth sweet.
ok please be touched.
becoz i only rmb ur bday ok!i dun rmb mx's and gila's.
and all the crazy things we'd do last time,
and the crazy things we'd say,
and den laugh ourselves silly till..
...our legs go jelly
...we have belly cramps
...we massage our cheeks coz it's crampin
...we bang/slap anything/anyone that's nearby coz we cant control ourselves.
fond memories.
and i still rmb if any of us goes overseas,
and won't come back till we get wrinkly, prune-like looking face,
we'll each buy a sunflower from action city and stand at the airport waving like crazy for every plane that lands.for wat?so we can INSTANTLY recognise our old fren.
and what's up with your birdy fantasy u pervy.
HAHAHA.
are we in for the next gathering or wat!
come on, i'm craving for some endless laughing sessions.
will u arrange?!
u BIRD-BRAINED birthday girl!
ohh okok, i shall stop scolding u since YESTERDAY is ur bday.
I LOVE YOU.
yea u noe what i mean.
*blushes*
*-BIG HUGS TO MY DEAR GLADYSSS-*
ok i'll be honest, i haven't got you ur prezzieeeee.
cos my bank and wallet is left with.............$3.02unless you accept coins as birthday presents?
or maybe i'll cut out a small piece of my stinky socks?
so you can put it in ur wallet have my smell with u everywhere u go.
or u wan a clock?it's simple to operate..
just type "what time is it?" and send to 84022***
(each msg subjects to a $0.05 fee)
i believe you have the number ((:
it's instant reply!
what's more?
YOU CAN GET IT TO SCOLD YOU WHEN YOU ABUSE IT!
whr to find such gadgets nowadays right?!so xian jing and high-tech!
ooooh i love it~
okai.
after seriously considering for a considerable amount of time..
maaaaybe, just maaaaaaaybe i'll give u smth better.my bitbit.
yea it's still alive, if u still rmb wat that is.
HAHAS.
NOW U OWE ME MY 2000 WORDS COMPO.IF NO PRESENT, ADD ANOTHER ZERO BEHIND THE 2000!
WAHAHAHHA.
(punctuations and drawings NOT counted, no cheating.)
ps: and yellow for ur tweety bird!!!
this is what happens when ur bird decides that it hates it's life as a bird.
pps: and one thing i dun understand why u ALWAYS call ur sister ms G*****. not like it's some kind of badword right, like fuck u use f***...
and i still rmb ur goldilocks story.and i can't believe ur sis is in the same sch as me!
and i can't believe u actually convinced ur whole family to move hse to woodlands just to avoid seeing me ever since i rejected ur confession of love for me!
sighs. i'm sooooo sad.
(657 words)
and i counted it manually ok.
not that i didn't know there's smth called ms word.
but this is the amount of sincerity i have, facing chunks of word and do maths.
=DD
aft counting these in too, it's...
(695 words)
goodbye ; 12/14/2008 03:31:00 AM
