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Wednesday, July 02, 2008;

OMG KEN LEE.
MY FELLOW FRIENDS, ENJOY THIS SHOW.
HAHAHAHA.

it's damn entertaining.
HAHAHA.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo


http://youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo

Improved this time! results show i supposed? =D



http://youtube.com/watch?v=cT18LZItBLA&feature=related

hahaha. omg.
I LAUGHED OUT LOUD OK.
LITERALLY LOL.
till my tummy ached.
till there's this sharp pain!
woah.



hmm. as for the sad part.
let's celebrate 1 minute of silence.
my rabbit passed away 30th of June.
i bought her back just onli on the 11th of June.

she's 1 month and a half only.
the doctor said she's infected by mites.
and it has been for awhile.

and she's infected even before i bought her back.
fuck u uncle, no i'm not gonna fuck u myself.
get fucked by some STD ppl ok.
go die.
hell.

and the doctor said, this rabbit died young.
really young.
yeah, she is.
a rabbit's lifespan is 10 years or more.
she lived onli 2 months.
or lesser?

i miss her.
i miss the way she jumped out of the box
the sounds she made
how the bell sounded when she scratches herself/cleanse herself.

she's so cute.
she just love to be around ppl.
she always like to put her front paws on my leg.
and played the forehead-to-forehead game with my mom.
she's so sweet and tame.

yes, i love her.
i hope she's happy now.
not needing to suffer anymore.

the treatment is too strong for her young body.
but her organs are alrdy affected, it's crucial.
it's urgent.

well, at least she lived a happy life with us (:
damn i wanna change the lyrics of 蔷蔷 to muffin.
and i love to scold her.
i like to call her 兔唇.
and kuku.
and many other more nicks.

haha. she's simply too cute.
hops around, and with every step she takes, she LEAVES A LITTLE CANONBALL BEHIND.
and it goes..BOMB!
and she shitted on my face ok, i really, seriously duno how she did that man.
i fell aslp on the floor, and woke up finding a shit sticking on my face.
haha. she's the culprit alright.

AND SHE URINED ON ME TOO.
haha. that cute ass.
nvm, i still love u. =D

lol. she drinks alot of water man.
remembering the times when i feed her, i have to squat over her..
and then freeze there for so long.
yes, literally freeze.
i had backaches for ur enjoyment ok muffin?
hahaa. always torturing me.

and there was once i accidentally dropped a chair, and the sound frightened her.
the tame and lazy her immediately hopped from one end of my kitchen to another end. SHE SPRINTED! she had a record, within secs! hahaa.

and i remember the warmth of her tongue when she licked me.
my lips, my fingers, my legs.
lick me all around.
i still 嫌弃 her lo.
coz she eats her shit. ):

though her mouth is smelly, i still like to kiss her ok.
=x
this baby's first kiss is definitely STOLEN by me.
woots.

and finding her so smelly, we bathed her once too.
she was so scared.
and when she's wet, her body is just so small.
and her heartbeat is so fast.
she diarrheoa-ed.
=(

she has got a super kpo personality.
haha. just like me!
nah, the TAN family?
haha.

oh ya, not to say, my rabbit sweat also.
haha. she will leave a patch wet wet aft she leave a place lo.
foot prints.

.
.
.

though u left us so soon,
u left us with happy and wonderful memories.
thanks for coming into my life, making me happy.
though our time spent together is short, i never regretted buying you from that stupid uncle.

muffin, rest well in heaven.
we love you.
and u'll be in our hearts forever.
ur bell is safely kept with me.

goodbye muffin.
<3










goodbye ; 7/02/2008 12:10:00 AM