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Tuesday, March 18, 2008;

cockroaches.
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C-O-C-K-R-O-A-C-H-E-S.


GOD DAMN IT!!!

AARGH.


what FUCKING wrong with these creatures?!?
so what fogging?!
does tat give u the right to come into my hse?
MY hse? u stupid junk shit.

I'M STAYING ON THE 13TH FLOOR.
THE FOGGING IS ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
U HAVE SUPER THE IRRITATING, HAIRY, UNBELIEVABLY SHORT LEGS,
AND U HAVE THE DETERMINATION TO CRAWL 13 LEVELS.

think what.
IT IS NT A GAME TAT HAS 13 STAGES FOR U TO PLAY.
asshole.
u reach the 13th stage, which is when u 'da king'.
U DIE. obviously.
(if not i die meh.)

and it's seriously, DISGUSTING, AND HAIR-RISING to see ONE SINGLE cockr...damn
just mentioning is disgusting.
i fucking prefer lizards to that shitty monstrous creature.
AT LEAST THEY DUN FLY.

AND U KNOW WHAT?! I SAW 3.
one BIG. 2 smalls.
what the.....shit was tat appearing in my hse?!

*1st encounter: was abt to leave the basin aft washin face, smth rushed pass me.
INCHES AWAY FROM MY FACE


me: (early in the morning 5plus) .....eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ZHANG LANGGGG!!!


and obviously, NOBODY comes to my rescue. aaa!
it's a BIG ONE.


*2nd scary encounter: i went in my bedroom to change clothes.

me: (obviously sensing smth behind me, turned) ..AAAAAAA!! MOMMYYY!!
mom: (running into the room from kitchen) ..HUH?!? ZO MO!?
me: (points a shivering finger at the creature) ...na ge..na geeee!!
mom: AAAAAAAHHHH!!! ZHANG LANG!! eeee! (rushes back to the kitchen to get the 'weapon')

....well it's on the floor. a tiny one. BUT STILL MAKES NO DIFFERENCE.
my bed is on the flooor too.
the thought of......OMG.
I'M GONNA SLP WITH THEM.
goddamnsnoonebutthem.
SHIT.

*3rd encounter: brushing teeth, sensing smth again, looks down..

me: (almost drooled out the white white foam) MAA MEEEE!
mom: YOU LAI?! (apparently much stronger than before, yue zhan yue yong)

UGH.
enough!

goodbye ; 3/18/2008 04:38:00 AM