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Tuesday, February 13, 2007;

It's the big day today.

The Lord was born on the 13th February 1990, Friday.
The day the happiness showered the Earth.
Dolly Tan, the Lord of all Looks has been borned!
To save the Earth from all ugly looks,
by being the only good-looking human on Earth...
How noble...

4E3 is definitely a sweet class, i arrived in the hall in the morning and they started crowded around me to shake my idolic hand.. god, they sure are fortunate tat i shook it back.
it's so boring today, so i decided to slp throughout.
after around one hr, the teacher woke me up
Ms Chek: Dolly, wake up... are you ok?
Me: *still blur from just waking up* yea, just feeling dizzy (of cuz bluffing)
Class: Today's her birthday!! .......*then they started singing*
so sweet lo.. thanks!! haha.. but they didn't stop, they whistled the song out.. haha special one ^^

if you're asking me bout today's eng test, i'm telling u now tat it's alr a gone case.
if about phy, i'm telling u... I THINK I CAN PASS! (but things don't usually go my way.. so gone case too).
went over to hougang mall's lib to wait for COCKY and NISEE. tried studyin bio, but after 10mins or so.. i took out my storybook to read.. Marley & Me, it's definitely a wonderful book if u're an animal lover.. hehe.. they reached finally.. and they both crapped bout which sch to go to.. and proceeded to KFC after much dily-dalying.

there, annis started again.
*sings* THERE SHE GOES... THERE SHE GOES AGAIN~
tsk.. once again, my face turned from dull to interesting. she can't stop laughing at the sight of my face, of cuz i've no idea why.. i ordered my three piece chicken n kok her two piece. we sat down n ate.
ANNIS AIMED.
WE BLOCKED.
SHE AIMED AGAIN.
WE BLOCKED.
MISSED.
ANNIS WON.
my fries gone. and a few of my chicken crumbs gone too.
haiz.. and she laughed her way thru till shitshit and laoni came..

we went to ntuc cuz the cheapskate *=P* annis wanted to buy her valentine's day present there.. tsk! den nis teok a.k.a yang3 chen2 ling2 led me deeeeep into the store where the others can go up their own sleeves, for their tricks. tsk.. then went to foodcourt, where annis teok again led me to the toilet for some self-obsess session..
and came out to find out...
that...
THERE'S NOTHING!!
heh, no la.. a cake on the table..
they sang for me.. but one thing for sure, laoni's candle lighting skills ssssucks! haha..

on to present unwrapping time.. two packages.
one in wrapping paper.
one in plastic bag, which looks like a poncho.
the first one, includes wrapping paper.. and newspapersssss..
inside it was a billabong wallet, i liked it alot!! thanks!! ^^

the second one, includes plastic bag, and MORE plastic bagss..
inside it was a shirt.
'LOVE IS SUICIDAL'
T_T
small-sized..
T__T
asked me to wear it one the spot..
T____T
*sweats* so tight! haha.. but thanks anyway..

continued shop for vday present for shitshit.
crapped with laoni on the way home.

forgot to mentioned the most interesting news of the day.

13Feb2007, 6:??pm
- Joanna Willy Ams touched the USB port of the laptop.
- And it started SCREAMING.
- "omg! i'm touched by a dung!"
- it goes non-stop, the culprits RUNS.

reported by: __GONGIEGONG =)

goodbye ; 2/13/2007 09:18:00 PM