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Monday, January 22, 2007;

omg.. i cannot believe i have such a retarded fren..
haha.. her family is so fun la!!
having to keep in contact since pri sch is very gd le ^^

lol.. her parents always have lame jokes one la, no wonder she like tat..
here's some examples la..

story 1
(they were watching TV)
Mama: WOW?! this woman 66 years old already, but still look so young leh!! dunno next time when I 66 years old will look like wad..
Papa: Dun worry, when you 66 years old, you will attract alot of....
Gladys: Alot of wad??
Papa: Houseflies.


story 2
Papa: Ay, wad you wanna eat huh?
Gladys (trying her very best to talk as loud as possible): huh? I dunno lei, you help me tink.
Papa: I oso dunno, err..you wanna eat mee pok anot?
Gladys: huh? ok lor.
Papa: You wan soup one or dry one?
Gladys: I oso dunno leh, you tink which one nicer?
Papa: err..Soup one lar, hear your voice like tat, eat soup one better.
Gladys: ooh ok lor, then Mee Pok soup one.
Papa: Or you wanna eat dry one?? you wanna eat mee kia anot?
Gladys: huh? mee pok lar, soup one.
Papa: ok..or you wanna eat Hor Fun?
Gladys: huh?? Hor fun ah? ok lor.
Papa: ok..so hor fun huh..or you wanna eat ban mian?
Gladys: HUH?! dun wan alr lar, eat hor fun lar!
Papa: ok lor, so eat hor fun huh, or you wanna eat fried rice?
Gladys: Hor Fun lar!!
Papa: ok ok, hor fun huh. Talk so much, waste my fone bill.


hahaha..
anyway, today pon ss just to meet annis teok, not for the sake of her.. but for the sake of my magician of love!! haha!!
guess wat? 40mins of waiting time.. zzz
nis, please speed up next time ok?! althou i noe tat ur leg short, and tat u're afraid to leave ur shoes behind while u run.. but u're realli WAY TOO SLOW!!

waited for her at compass point yoshi, and she gave me a half price discount for lunch.
cuz she wants to 'pian' wo chi fan.. why?
she say eat alone very bu gan yuan.. and wat's with tat bu gan yuan?
don't ask me any further, no idea wat's going on in tat sesame brain of hers.

oh yea.
had again retarded photos taken in the TOILET..
mayb the next time if we're to zi lian again we shd change the location. yea?


my motive was to be L and nis spoiled the whole thing by looking like a monster.

my amaths text armor!

muacks! to myself of cuz!

god, how can someone look so nice?^^


p/s: if praising, i'm talking bout myself. if scolding, definitely will be talking bout others! haha.

goodbye ; 1/22/2007 06:16:00 PM